I just got in trouble from my girlfriend for...

[LostInAnomie]

... taking a leak while I was on the phone with her. She needs to lighten up.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Totally

It's not as though you were taking a shit or anything.

[alexisfree]

2. you need to wash your hands!

[JVS]

3. How rude of her to give you guff for that

[RagingInMiami]

4. At least you didn't take a dump

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. My husband lives in Dallas (I'm in Pittsburgh to finish school)

He often calls me while sitting on the throne. When I chastised him for it, he cleverly said it was the "height of love" to call me when he's doing that; it means he couldn't wait to talk to me because he does that first thing when he gets home. What a charmer!

[alexisfree]

6. is so grose!!!

[RagingInMiami]

7. That reminds me of a roommate I once had

Who would sit on the can for 45 minutes while talking on one of those single chat lines.
He would be farting and flirting all at the same time.

[HEyHEY]

8. I always pee on the phone

I don't know why it's never shorted out

[LostInAnomie]

12. Maybe your face and ear take the brunt of it.

I can't pee that high myself.

[NAO]

9. Were you standing up?

For chrissake, sit down and then she can't hear and she'll never know the difference.

[liberalhistorian]

10. ROFL!

Well, I would strongly suggest that you NOT tell you that she needs to lighten up, or you'll REALLY have a problem then!

[Elidor]

11. You have a choice

You can talk to your dick, or you can talk to your girlfriend. And yes, the two are mutually exclusive. But I'm sure you and your dick have lots to talk about.

[Guaranteed]

13. Men are allowed to do that.

Women aren't. *duck*

[seg4527]

14. would she rather your kidneys explode?

at least your girlfriend is talking to you on the phone, mine was "sleepy" *sighs*

[Floogeldy]

15. She obviously is not on DU

Or else she would probably not appreciate you sharing your personal arguments with 10,000 strangers.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. I nearly died of embarrassment when Mr GoG

brought the phone into the bathroom for me to answer when I was doing my business.

I gave him the look and told him to explain that I'd call right back because I was in the middle of something.

[Chovexani]

17. Says a guy with Carl in his sig

Good lord, it totally fits. Hee! :P