My cat is STARING at me

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

But then, a cat may look at a DeposeTheBoyKing!

[coloradodem2005]

1. It is my impression that Cats stare a lot.

[Az]

2. For crying out loud, Don't move!

You are being stalked. And stay calm. They can sense fear.

[Archae]

3. Cats watch us...

The way we watch "reality TV." :shrug:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. And it's the 20-pounder

Be afraid - be very afraid! I don't want to go to sleep - I may wake up to find my arm gnawed off!

[Droopy]

5. Mine usually does tha when she wants something

Check your cat's food, water and litter box.

Then again he/she may just be appreciating your form like an artist.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. He's all set

He's purring up a storm. I think he's waiting for me to go to bed so he can curl up on my feet and completely prevent me from turning over.

[jeff30997]

6. That cat is eeeeeeeeeeevil ,I tell you !

[iconoclastic cat]

10. But you've said that about all the pets.

[Paul Hood]

8. Watch out.

If she blinks it means "hey we're cool", but it could also mean "I'm sorry but I must kill you". If she winks I think it means, "I have something in my eye".

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

9. He's deviously purring

But plotting to overthrow me, I'm quite sure.

[jeff30997]

12. Quick ! Give the cat a poisoned mouse !

[Paul Hood]

14. Get him drunk on catnip. That should put off his regal ambition. eom

[Valerie5555]

11. Wonder what he'd do if you "meowed" at him

eom. Meow. meow. meow. meow. meow.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. He's trying to jump on my lap!

This cat is NOT a lap sitter! The world is surely coming to an end!

[fleabert]

15. flea will protect you!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

16. That would be an interesting standoff!

Monty would hiss and run away, peeing on the carpet the entire time. Cute puppy!

[fleabert]

18. Flea would bark her brains out with her ass in the air, tail wagging!

She loves cats, but has no idea how to play with them. she hates dogs. I don't think she knows she is a dog! My seven year old puppy is a hoot!

[Valerie5555]

17. Did you actuallly try the "meow" experiment with him ?????????????????????

eom.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

19. Yes. Now BOTH cats are staring at me.

Any other ideas?

[Valerie5555]

20. I actually did that with my kitty, Merlin and he just ignores me and

stares out the window.

[fleabert]

21. Try the cat in heat sound...

Maw Maw Maw Maaaawwwww...Rowwwwwrrrrr. keep it all in the back of the throat, like you have a loogy stuck in there... it will freak their shit out.

[NYC]

22. Tell the cat I said hello.

:hi:

[Rhiannon12866]

23. Cats do that

He's waiting for you to entertain him. And what's stopping you?:shrug: