Bob Boudelang Takes on SpongeBob

[MrBenchley]

True to form, Bob ended up in Philadelphia for the inaugural, just as he did for the Democratic and Republican conventions...

"Yes that is right. Can you believe it!? Little children are being taught to be kind and tolerant toward other people instead of throwing the first stone like it says in the Bible. Great Americans like Trent Lott and Jerry Falwell would be turning over in their graves if they was dead.
Well, Our Great President dragged Sodom Husane out of his spider hole, and the sooner he drags Sponge Bob out of the pie napkin under the scene, the better. This is no time to be tolerant toward anyone, much less gayo-Americans. I am sure that if her father, Our Great Vice President, let her talk even militant Lesbian-Americans like Mary Cheney would say that she ought to be discriminated against.
I blame the whole SpongeBob crisis on liberal and moderate permissiveness and those sixties values. If we had leaders who put their foot down when Yogi Bear and Boo Boo were living together, we would not be in this danger today. And you know it. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/05/120.html

By the way, the section that begins "A couple of observations here...." is lifted almost verbatim from a rant by a real life fuckwit calling himself The Chosen One (oh yes he does), who posted it on a Delphi forum. He sometimes trolls here. If he sees it, he can go shit in his hat.

[derby378]

1. You da MAN, Bob! (n/t)

[MrBenchley]

3. Thanks!

And Bob has already gotten hate mail from a right wing dimwit...

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

7. what? Hate mail?

But Bob is one of them! The only difference I see is that Bob is more coherent and more polite than most of the freepers I meet on various boards. I bet they're just jealous.

[MrBenchley]

12. Yup...I can always tell whne I've pegged them perfectly

they began yowling in rage....

[Maestro]

14. Please post!

I love hate mail.

[MrBenchley]

15. See down below in the thread....

It always amuses me to see freepers so ignorant that they want to fight with a fictional character....and of course it all only shows how on the money Bob is sometimes.

[Maestro]

26. Wait Boudelang is fictional?

WTF. I never knew. ;)

[peekaloo]

2. LOL

SpongeBob also doubles as a contraceptive device.

:dunce:

[MrBenchley]

5. LOL!

[terrya]

4. Bob tells it like it is! That is...

if you're completely insane. :-)

Thanks, Mr. Benchley, for another great Bob Boudelang crazed, laugh out rant. :-)

T

[MrBenchley]

9. Glad you enjoyed it...

I can always tell when I've done a good one because freeper morons who lurk here write angry letters...

"Greetings,
You are not funny nor do you write well. You are typical of the
left; loud, inarticulate and under-educated.

Thank God there is a democrat party (the party of the KKK and
southern slavery) for otherwise you'd have nothing.

Later,
G Dixon"

[Maestro]

27. 100-1 that if you asked most KKKers whom they support

they would King *.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. BB was brilliant today!

I'd just read a NYTimes editorial about the SpongeBob controversy and, frankly, the comments by BB were much more to the point as well as being hilarious! Thanks for waking me up with a smile!

[MrBenchley]

10. Thanks!

I'm only sorry I couldn't work in the other religious loonies who wrote the letter to Chimpy complaining that the Tequila Twins dressed like whores....

The hilarious .pdf can be downloaded here....

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2005/01/jenna-notjenna-bimbos-of-babylon.html

[Bozita]

8. loved the bus ride

absolutely hilarious!

thanks

[MrBenchley]

11. Thank you....

Glad you enjoyed it.

[ps1074]

13. Another brilliant rebuttal

Comgrats, MrBenchley :toast:

[MrBenchley]

16. Thanks much....

The spectacle of pResident Shrimp hiding behind rings of police and soldiers while nattering about "freedom" was truly a bizarre one...especially because people chanting "Fuck Bush" could be heard pretty clearly at times.

[BikeWriter]

17. Way cool, Mr. Benchly, as usual!

:)

[MrBenchley]

23. Thanks...

[BikeWriter]

25. It's always good seeing an old Friend here.

:)

[Bunny]

18. I don't know how you do it, Mr. B!

Each article is better than the previous one! :toast:

[MrBenchley]

24. Had a lot of help from "Focus on the Family" this week....

Wolcott has suggested that Dobson be called SpongeDob StickyPants from now on....

[Bozita]

19. Here's a good swift kick for Bob

[MrBenchley]

21. Thank you...

Long may he wave....

[njdemocrat106]

20. Does Bob ever get any mail supporting him?

I assume there's some dumb Freepers out there who might actually think he's a real person and consider him a "voice of reason" on DU.

[MrBenchley]

22. The "wig man" who ran for the GOP Senate in Illinois

considers Bob a peer and sends him press releases...but I half suspect that guy is doing a similar act, as performance art....