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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:02 PM
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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas....
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:04 PM
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1. Fine if I get an oranguatan
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:07 PM
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5. okely dokely!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:08 PM
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9. Sweetness
I shall name him Curious George :).
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:33 PM
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12. here's another....
but you gotta get it away from Momma...

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:38 PM
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13. thanks they are noble creatures
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:41 PM
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14. Did you see...
the Ellen Degeneres show a couple weeks ago when she had an orangutan on? It was hilarious.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:50 PM
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17. no
I also wouldnt mind one of your hippos. If we could cross the hippo and the orguatan *evil laugh* oh man that would be funny.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 12:56 AM
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25. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yes! Once we perfect the Orangupottamus, the world will be OURS!!! MUAHAHAHA!
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pink_poodle Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:04 PM
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2. OMG! That is just the coolest pic!!!! Nice baby!!!!! -nm
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:05 PM
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3. Proof positive--ALL babies are cute.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:08 PM
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7. even this one

Thats baby Poppy.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:06 PM
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4. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...what a darling little baby!!!!!
I want one!
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:07 PM
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6. I think they kill more people in Africa than any other animal..

They're very dangerous, and their litter box is probably a real bitch to clean.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:21 PM
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11. Spoilsport
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:45 PM
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15. That's true
Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 11:46 PM by ZenLefty
They are very territorial, and if you're in the wetlands, all you can see of their approach is a subtle little V shape in the water, the apex being its nose. Next thing you know you're facing 7000 pounds of bone-crushing beast, with a tusk filled mouth bigger than the cask they'll ship your remains home in.

:scared:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:49 PM
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16. lies! vicious lies!
that little baby doesn't have the face of a killer!

They's big snuggly animals who love their bellies rubbed.

At least that's what I choose to believe ;)
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:56 PM
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19. Babies weigh 100 pounds...at birth
And before you know it, they'll tip crush the scale at 3500-7000 pounds.
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mmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:08 PM
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8. He's gonna be a good boy, too - I just know it!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:08 PM
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10. look at the teensy little baby. If he would stay that size, I'd want one
for Christmas too.
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 11:53 PM
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18. Only a hippopotamus will do?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 12:19 AM
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21. doesn't anybody remember the old song?
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 12:16 AM
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20. Why not a rhinohorsesass?
Oh...wait..........that's Rush.

Nevermind.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 12:21 AM
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22. I want a small hippo
That can do magic tricks
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 12:32 AM
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23. Only a Hippopotomus will do...
The Hippo Hero!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 12:34 AM
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24. YAY!
somebody knows it!

we had it on 78rpm as kids
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 12:57 AM
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26. Tis the season to be jolly
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 04:19 AM
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27. or this one!
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