Which of your favorite childhood cartoons made you into a homosexual?

[LynneSin]

I mean, according to the fundies it's those subliminal gay & lesbian cartoons converting all our children. So based on that assumption - which cartoon made you a gay or lesbian person?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Since I'm a heterosexual,

I can't really say....but I'd say that Uncle Sam's precursor, Brother Jonathan, must've been the reason Lincoln was gay, as BJ was the only 'cartoon character' I know of that was around way back then.

[thatgemguy]

6. Jonny Quest

Dr. Quest and Race Bannon... had the look if nothing else.

What was Hadji doing with that group, and there were never any women around in any episode.

Popeye and Bluto too! Fighting over that "fag hag" Olive Oyl, undoubtably the ugliest woman on earth, besides Alice the Goon...

Fred and Barney, the "Flintstones" they even sang about a "gay ol' time" in their theme.

Things to make you go HMMMMMM.

[catbert836]

2. I'm a hetero, and

Rocky & Bullwinkle made me gay... I got better, though! :)

[LynneSin]

3. Well you know what the fundies say...

pray and your homosexuality will go away!!

:eyes:

[motely36]

4. Definitely Snagglepuss

I remember loving him on the laff-o-lympics as a kid.

[CanuckAmok]

5. Excerpt from an actual "Scooby-Doo" transcript:

Fred: Hey gang, look! These tracks lead to the old mill...

Shaggy: Like, man, I'm not going back to that creepy mill, man!

Faint off-camera voice: You love Dorothy....you are her friend...Dorothy...Dorothy....Dorothy...

Velma: And unless I'm mistaken, both these footprints are just left-feet.

Shaggy: Like, maybe our ghoul, has two left feet cecause he can't dane!

Scooby: Heee Hee Hee!

Faint off camera voice: Everyone loves a rainbow...rainbow...rainbow...lavender...rainbow...lavender...rainbow...duvet...rainbow....tea service...rainbow....foccacia...Miata...rainbow...

Velma: Well, the sooner we get to the mill, the sooner we can solve this mystery. C'mon gang!

[bettyellen]

7. I had a friend in college who said that watching Batman was the

first time he, ummm, got that feeling, and he was 8 years old.
but I think it was the TV version.

[SmileyBoy]

8. The Smurfs and Garfield and Friends

Those two made me into a FLAAAAAAMING homo.

[grace0418]

9. I'm straight so maybe

I watched TWO gay cartoons and turned gay only to turn back to straight again.

[Fenris]

10. HE - MAN. The single most homoerotic cartoon ever devised.

Don't even give me that "He was with She-Ra!" crap. She-Ra was a worse beard than Nicole Kidman. How could He-Man not have been gay? The man was always talking about his "secret," wore next to nothing, and swung that sword around suggestively enough to make Skeletor act like a jealous ex-lover.

[TroubleMan]

13. Don't forget "Man At Arms"

His "buddy."

[zbdent]

11. Well, maybe not gay, but "Davey & Goliath" made me wonder

about animals . . .

(jk)

[Rowdyboy]

12. Captain Kangaroo....

Definitely the Cap't, pictured with his "friend" Mr Greenjeans

[Aristus]

14. I'm a heterosexual, so

cartoon aficionado that I am, I can only say that their insidious gay agenda just didn't work on me. B-)