McGuyver wannabes...help me out

[bobbobbins]

I need to construct a makeshift smoking device out of ordinary house hold items. I have very little of the 'tobacco' i'll be smoking, so its essential that none is wasted...so the old coke can methods out of the question...suggestions?

[katusha]

1. potato and foil

hope you get where this is going. hollow the pipe out of the potato and use foil as a screen.

[DS1]

3. Apples are sweeter

coke cans also work in a pinch

[katusha]

5. what if you really like potatos?

mmmmmmmmm.... potato!

[Kire]

2. quarter of an apple

use a knife to poke a hole through it, a fork to make an all natural 'screen' out of the soft part of the apple, and then eat the 'evidence'

[seriousstan]

4. Put it on a cupped piece of aluminum foil and heat it from below

with a lighter. Inhale any smoke you produce. Hold deeply. Repeat.

I always have a onehit on hand.

I've got those corner bag blues
There ain't no denyin
Corner bag blues in my heart
I ain't got no reefer
not even a leaf or a bud
I got those corner bag blues
help me out if you could

Woke up this morning
didn't get out of bed
reached on the nightstand
for something for my head
grabbed my baggy
that's when I read the news
LORD GOD ALMIGHTY GOT THOSE CORNER BAG BLUES

[Schema Thing]

6. This is an area of life that I am completely ignorant of

Please post schematics.

Seriously, I'm clueless. And I hate that.

[bobbobbins]

7. damn, i just realized i don't even have a lighter

[seriousstan]

8. You have a stove don't you?

[Taverner]

9. Don't forget to scrape the *tobacco* bag

As the crystals that have fallen will give you keef.

[kuozzman]

10. A Bic pencil, duh!

Pull the piece with the eraser out, then pull out the eraser. Put your "tobacco" where the eraser was and fire it up!