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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:15 PM
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God's head will explode! Both the Falcons & the Eagles are attributing
good plays to him!

What can a God do? Falcon's win and he hates Philly, Eagle win and he hates the South!


Poor God.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:16 PM
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1. God is a Steeler fan
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:18 PM
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3. No. He is a Patriot. A true Patriot.
See ya at gametime.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:19 PM
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6. God can't be a Patriot. Remember, "In Christ there is no Greek or Jew"
God isn't nationalistic
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:17 PM
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2. What about Vick's last pass? The interception.
Is he saying "Fucking asshole god!"?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:18 PM
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5. I can see the onion article now "Team blames loss on poor hustle by God"
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:24 PM
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8. No.... THAT was the Debbil!
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tekriter Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:18 PM
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4. Isn't God busy enough keeping Georgie safe from pretzels?
How much can one supreme being DO?
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:21 PM
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7. I thought god was tied down in iraq
right now.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:24 PM
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9. Not during playoffs.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:25 PM
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10. If God is truly good....
He hates Philly AND the South. ;)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:27 PM
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11. Go steelers!
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:31 PM
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12. Someone said Friday that the Eagles would win the game
because he heard how bitterly cold it would be in Philadelphia today. "I've always said it would be a cold day in hell that the Eagles went to the Super Bowl...."
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NoMoreMrNiceGuy Donating Member (603 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 05:52 PM
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13. Thou shall not put any team before the Packers
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