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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 09:46 AM
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Letterman's Top Ten List
Top Ten Items On Rush Limbaugh's To-Do List


10. Apologize for racist remarks by explaining he was high on illegal painkillers

9. Pat down friends and family to see who's wearing a wire

8. Announce his candidacy for governor of California

7. End pill addiction -- get back to sandwich addiction

6. Search desperately for some way to blame the Clintons

5. Make moves on soon-to-be-single Halle Berry

4. Tell Donovan McNabb derogatory remarks were part of new season of "'d"

3. Brunch with Robert Downey Jr.

2. Dinner with Trent Lott

1. Check job listings for pompous blowhard
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 09:54 AM
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1. Let's see google job search pompous blowhard
353 hits

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=job+search+pompous+blowhard
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 10:38 AM
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6. "pompous blowhard limbaugh"
148 hits. I'm a bit disappointed.

Okay - "limbaugh big fat idiot" 16,900 hits. That's better.
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 02:52 PM
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10. Limbaugh Flatulent
Edited on Fri Oct-03-03 03:00 PM by ritc2750
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Brucey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 10:08 AM
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2. #6 - check.
Done.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 10:09 AM
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3. HAHAHA O M G
Number 10 is just SO funny!!
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 10:35 AM
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4. I don't get #4.
What is "'d"?
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ronzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 03:00 PM
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11. it must be punk'd...
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 03:24 PM
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12. Probably so.
Thanks!
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 10:37 AM
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5. Way to nail it, Dave!
Bril.
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jono Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 01:51 PM
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7. kick
Edited on Fri Oct-03-03 01:51 PM by jono
:kick:
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AmericanErrorist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 01:59 PM
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8. Forgot Link
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2003/ls_topten_archive_20031003.shtml
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 02:10 PM
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9. Ha Ha
These are good--#s 10,8 and 1
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 10:39 PM
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13. MIke Malloy just thanked DU for these "Top 10s" that he
read on the air.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-03 10:40 PM
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14. BTW these are priceless...I don't always like the top 10ers when
I hear them but these are Grand! :kick:
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Maccagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 01:55 AM
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15. Two thumbs WAY up!
We at DU could've written #6.
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