You vill CAPTION Ah-nold!

[BurtWorm]

[MrBenchley]

1. "I vant to be champion of de voman.....

and vill haff a steel cage match mit any vun...."

[underpants]

2. I used to grope zem now I will crush zem

Finally someone else caught that joke just lying there waiting to be picked up. Way to go.

[joefree1]

3. I rather quote him.

"This is really embarrassing. I just forgot our state governor's name, but I know that you will help me recall him." –speaking to a taxpayer advocacy group



http://www.no-recall.com

[underpants]

4. Happens aaaaaaaaalllllll the time

That is an actual quote? Atleast he didn't do what Reagan did and introduce himself to his oldest son. "Hi I'm Ronald Reagan...."

[joefree1]

5. Yes, real quote, here's more

"My relationship to power and authority is that I'm all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave." –in a 1990 interview with U.S. News

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

For more Arnie quotes go here:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/schwarzenegger/a/aa080703.htm

[BurtWorm]

6. Ziss is de nyu uniform dot ve vill be giffink ze shtate embloyeez zu vare

[Deja Q]

7. "I am constipated and need to go to zee bathroom...

...and don't insult my accent, it's delightful and pert!"

[cosmicdot]

8. Wote for me now; vake up and pay attention lader ...

... youz cannot zhink for yourzelves ... I vill do dhat for you ... vill you be sorry once I get into the power ... that vas not a question it vas a statement ...

[Zuni]

9. Kaleefornia Uber Alles

I vill remake Kaleefornia in the image of a nightmarish future vorld.

[cosmicdot]

10. Look, it's not like I'm veally going to be de governor; just a figurehead

... ya ... vhen you vote for me, you're actually voting for de people who supported Pete Vilson and Ronald Reagan ... ya ya ... they vill be the ones actually running da show ... I'll just be following de script ... a few pre-prepared speeches ... vell, I don't do speeches ... I just blurt out some simple things like 'for de people' ... I'll do the de photo-ops ... a few ribbon cuttings ... much like George Bush is doing ... and, you know how is that is going ... where that is leading us ... de decline and fall historians will look at us and compare us to Rome ... sieg ... um ... er ... I mean ... ya ya ...

[Braden]

11. Look Theres some angry chicks outside

let it be known I never fooled around with any of them. That I remember.