I'm still in the 700 Club. Ask me anything. PLEASE!

[jono]

:D

[Droopy]

1. Now that you are an all powerful mod

Do you find it enjoyable to lock threads, delete posts and banish disruptors? Or does the resposibility that the job entails weigh heavily on you?

[jono]

3. Not mutually exclusive

The responsibility weighs heavily on me, but I still enjoy locking threads and deleting posts. Sadly, I haven't had the chance to banish anyone yet.

In an effort to get out of the 700 Club, I briefly considered posting useless posts and then deleting them. I think Skinner would be mad at the abuse of power, though.... :evilgrin:

[DulceDecorum]

2. Whatever happened

to the 900 foot jesus that threatened to take Oral Roberts away if he didn't raise enough money?

[jono]

5. I have no idea

Sorry, I don't get the reference. Care to fill me in?

:shrug:

[Seneca]

4. here goes

Is your name pronounced joe-no, or jaw-no? :-) :hi: Please get out of there soon!

[jono]

6. It's JAW-no

Thanks for asking!

Skinner initially mispronounced it during the moderator conference call. I think it might've helped if I had capitalized the J, but it didn't occur to me when I signed up.

[jono]

7. BTW

I love that you used that CBS graphic in your sig line. Classic!

:hi:

[Seneca]

11. it is an unflattering pic, no?

Jaw-no it is! I'll capitalize it here then, Jono! :-)

[jono]

12. Most pics of him are unflattering

but this one is especially so. :)

In person, I tell people that it rhymes with Bono (BAW-no), but obviously that doesn't really help in print.

[Caution]

8. I'm getting awfully close myself

im scare...is it ok? will i be able to escape once i join? 694 as of this post on edit.

[jono]

9. Oooh, you ARE close!

There hasn't been any physical pain... yet!

You just have to post like crazy. I've been kicking old threads all day!

[jono]

15. I'll even give you a demonstration

KICK

:kick:

[jono]

10. In honor of your near-induction

into the 700 Club, I give you a morsel of hate directly from the 700 Club site (I already did the research - now that WAS painful):

[Awsi Dooger]

13. I refuse to inquire

As a comfy member myself, why engage in a meaningless post simply to expedite my departure?

Unless the parting gifts are swell.

[jono]

14. Thank you for your question.

The parting gift is that

[Noordam]

16. You have a couple more posts to d0

:evilgrin:

[jono]

17. I can "d0" a few more

if it gets me away from Pat Robertson and his followers!

[jono]

18. Heck

I'll do whatever it takes!

:evilgrin:

[SiobhanClancy]

19. I need to get out of it,too!

So....wanna race?:)

[jono]

20. Sure!

But you already have the advantage.

[jono]

21. So

I'll have to do cheap things like this.

[jono]

22. Just to

catch up. :evilgrin:

[SiobhanClancy]

26. No fair!

:spank:

[jono]

23. It was starting to get

a little lonely in this thread.

[jono]

24. So I'm glad

you decided to join me!

[SiobhanClancy]

25. No problem!

:)

[TheZoo]

27. Ok, I'll ask again...

Has Fermat's Last Theorm been proven?

x^n + y^n = z^n, where n > 2

I got out of the 700 club a few days ago (w/o any help) so good luck!

[SiobhanClancy]

28. We would have helped...

didn't Andrew Wiles solve that? Enquiring minds want to know:)

[TheZoo]

29. That's why I want to know

As far as the help part, I didn't mean my join and escape from the 700 club.

I've heard that Wiles' proof hasn't been made.

Watch it, or I'll start asking about the Prime Numbers formula....

[SiobhanClancy]

30. Yikes!!

Please,no...anything but that!!

:wow:

[jono]

31. Congratulations, SiobhanClancy!

You got out! And you beat me to it... :spank:

Kudos! :hi:

[SiobhanClancy]

34. Come on,you're almost there!

:bounce:

[jono]

39. I'm tryin!

I'm at work, and I actually had to do some work for a while. How do you like that? ;-)

[jono]

32. I have no idea,

but thanks for the luck! I'll be out soon!

[TheZoo]

33. Does it count?

If
You
Reply
Several
Times
With
A broken
Phrase?

BTW, I'm still waiting for my answer Jono !

[jono]

36. Two answers for you:

If you reply several times with a broken phrase, then yes, it counts.

And since I am mathmatically deficient, and since I have a 50% chance of answering your theorem question correctly (you DID phrase it as a yes/no question, after all), I'm going to go with my instincts and answer: no. :shrug:

[ronzo]

35. So, what's your post count? (nt)

[jono]

37. As of this post,

it will be 794.

[jono]

38. Oops,

it was only 793. But NOW it's 794! :evilgrin:

[ronzo]

40. Right on...

what is it now? :)

[jono]

41. ronzoNOLA,

I like you because you're the only one actually encouraging me to continue this kind of behavior. :)

It's 797! Woo hoo!