Joan Rivers, please retire! Thank you.

[elehhhhna]

Why is the person who Johnny Carson despised most all over the TV blabbering about him?

Cripes, it's like GW doing my eulogy.

[Mabus]

1. and she can take her daughter with her

Please, please let that gene pool die out.

[peekaloo]

2. and take your daughter with you!

[shaolinmonkey]

3. Frighteningly, she looks younger now than when she used to sub

for him in the 80's! Fear the stretched face of Joan Rivers!

[edbermac]

4. When Joan kicks off, Melissa will still be here...

You can't win on this one...

:(

[ThorsHammer]

5. I still don't get how she, her daughter, Star Jones, etc have jobs

I haven't met anyone who likes them at all, let alone pay them zillions to "cover" some stupid red carpet event.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

6. joan's had so many plastic surgeries...

her eyes are literally on the sides of her head. if you stood directly in front of joan rivers, odds are that she couldn't see you

[peekaloo]

7. How does that joke go......if she has one more face lift

she'll be sportin' a beard.

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[TheDebbieDee]

10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! :-)

[arwalden]

8. What Becomes A Semi-Legend Most?

I enjoyed her comedy, and I looked forward to the nights when she was Johnny's stand-in guest-host.

I'm not too wild about her facelifts though.

[underpants]

12. She was had a face lift?

:bounce:

[sniffa]

9. eeeggghhhh my daughter meLissa

eeeggghhh she's so beautifuL! eeeggghhh my face is faLLing off. eeeggghhh my daughter meLissa is so beautifuL! eeeggghhh.

[aden_nak]

11. No, I don't want Rivers to retire. Think about it.

I want her to stay in front of a camera as much as possible. That way, the odds of there being a filming crew on hand when the huge metal clamp she has on the back of her head holding her face tight finally buckles under the greivous pressures of age and time.

[elehhhhna]

13. Good point but --

when her facial skin slingshots off her head it'll be one bloody mess and I doubt the MSM will broadcast it.

Hay, since I loathe her, can I do her TV eulogy? Please?

[theboss]

14. What's happened to her is so sad

There really wasn't an edgier or funnier comic in the early 80s. The fact that she was a woman breaking into the Men's Club was just remarkable.

And, to be honest, Johnny was a real asshole to her when she went off to do her Fox show. But since then....ewwwwwwwww.