Any talent you have that you wish you didn't?

[Wat_Tyler]

I just wish I wasn't so brilliant at everything. It really is such a drag. Why can't I suck at something?

[johnnie]

1. I sympathize

I have the same problem.

[Wat_Tyler]

2. It's a terrible affliction to have.

[da_chimperor]

3. You suck at being humble

Feeling better now? :D

[Wat_Tyler]

8. No, I'm terribly humble.

If I wasn't, I'd be spamming the board advertising my genius. Which I don't, because I'm so humble.

[da_chimperor]

16. It seems my talent for not noticing the obvious is still strong

x(

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. Glad I don't have that problem

[Fenris]

4. Why can't I not play guitar?

:cry:

[Dinger]

5. I Have A Talent For Cursing

Wish I didn't:evilgrin:

[flamingyouth]

6. I often wish I wasn't so attractive and popular

But please, don't hate me because I'm attractive and popular, people.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

9. Who's going to hate you for that? n/t

[fluffernutter]

23. aw, we love you for that, flaming youth!

[LDS Jock]

7. my sex appeal.. its a curse

don't hate me because I'm beautiful

[tjwmason]

28. We certainly dont hate you for it n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I wish I were able to "leave them wanting more."

Tragically, I completely sate them every time.

[terrya]

11. I wish I wasn't so darned nice ALL of the time.

Somtimes, it's like I'm a magnet for people who might take advantage....

[salvorhardin]

19. Hey, I was just wondering...

Can I borrow $1,000 for a while?

[mr_hat]

12. Never, never, never tell anyone that you own a pickup or

know Powerpoint.

[Carson]

26. My friend has a bumper sticker which says, "Yes, this is my truck. No, I

won't help you move."

[XNASA]

Many.

The worst one is the overabundance of sexual prowess. Talk about a waste of good talent. :eyes:

[Longgrain]

13. I wish i wasn't so good at...

posting easily copycatted threads. :P

[redqueen]

14. Nope

I'm completely talentless.

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. You make me feel like a natural woman.

That's something. :D

[redqueen]

18. Uhhhhh

Did I black out again?

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Let me remind you:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2500996&mesg_id=2501032&page=

[miss_kitty]

15. I totally hear ya Wat

I am excellent at everything. I find myself hiding a lot of my talents so as not to embarrass my less talented friends.:P

[Richardo]

20. Your posts could use some work...

...you've got THAT not going for ya! :)

[Aiptasia]

24. Never let relatives know you have computer skills

or you become the tech guy in the family forever after.

[sundog]

25. yeah... doing what I say I'm gonna do

It's a real pain in the ass when people know they can count on you.

[Carson]

27. I have a talent for making the wrong men fall in love with me.

"No, I don't want you! I want the OTHER guy."

[tjwmason]

29. I'm too fair minded

I've been told this by a couple of friends. We'll be sitting there bitching about somebody for half an hour, and then I'll interject some ameliorating fact which will start to guilt trip everybody else. Problem is, I never notice it just sort of happens.

[MrScorpio]

30. I can do Elvis

And I'm not even a fan

I wish people will stop asking me to perform