It's the BLUNECK joke thread!!!!

[commander bunnypants]

You might be a blueneck if.. Another person's sexual orientation is no concern of yours, you have a gay friends, and gay family members

WHo is next?

CB

[sniffa]

1. you might be a bLueneck if..

if you don't refer to middLe easterners as ay-rabs or ragheads.

[Worst Username Ever]

3. And in the same breath...

talk about how they need freedom and liberat'in

[LDS Jock]

21. I thought it was towel heads

Thats what I've heard down here.

[sniffa]

24. must be diaLect

:P

[Arkana]

2. You might be a blueneck if....

...you have never named a child "Jazz" or commented on your own daughter's "fun bubbles."

[XNASA]

4. You might be a Blueneck if your family owns two cars....

..and you park them both in the garage when they are not in use.

[sniffa]

5. you might be a bLueneck if

you compLain about taxes, yet don't pay any yourseLf.

[sniffa]

58. i fucked this one up

i was thinking of freepers, and forgot to rearrange this one. doh!

[Worst Username Ever]

6. You might be a bluneck if...

the constitution and bill or rights actually still hold some sentimental meaning to you.

[Darknyte7]

18. I love this one! eom

[sniffa]

7. you might be a bLueneck if

if you support the troops/country with some dignity

[Worst Username Ever]

8. You might be a bluneck if...

You've never complained that 6 bathrooms and 5 bedrooms "just isn't enough space" for you, your spouse, and your 2 kids.

[KitchenWitch]

9. You might be a BLUENECK if

while reading Scientfic American, you can actually understand the subjects of the articles.

[sniffa]

10. you might be a bLueneck if

you know amendments 1 and 3-10.

[Arkana]

11. You might be a blueneck if...

...you find Annthrax Coulter insulting, bigoted, and hateful.

[ET Awful]

12. You might be a bluneck if

"With liberty and justice for all" means just as much to you when it's NOT preceded by "under God."

[Bullwinkle925]

55. Right On!

[Worst Username Ever]

13. You might be a bluneck if...

supporting the troops means bringing them back to their families, not just putting a yellow sticker on your SUV.

[XNASA]

14. You might be a Blueneck if Fox News.......

is deleted from your channel selections.

[ET Awful]

You might be a bluneck if

you know the difference between weapons of mass destruction and weapons of mass destruction related program activities.

[Arkana]

15. You might be a blueneck if...

...you believe that screwing an intern is nowhere near as horrible as screwing the entire country.

[loudestchick]

16. If you contribute money to the aclu, amnesty international or the

sierra club...you might be a blueneck.

[Worst Username Ever]

17. You might be a bluneck if...

You have a black friend named Carl who you do not refer to as "My black friend, Carl."

[loudestchick]

20. LOL!

[Darknyte7]

23. Good one...

[qanda]

41. I. love. it.

[blondeatlast]

45. Good one! nt

[Arkana]

19. You might be a blueneck if...

...you believe that SpongeBob SquarePants is merely a cartoon sponge.

[Worst Username Ever]

22. You might be a bluneck if...

Voter suppression is more than just a "conspiracy."

[Arkana]

25. You might be a blueneck if...

...you have realized that Iraq actually had nothing to do with 9/11.

[eaprez]

26. Too easy...........You Might Be A Blue Neck if...

...you have critical thinking skills!

[Ian David]

28. You might be a Blueneck if...

you spend more time worrying about your OWN penis and not what your neighbor might be doing with his.

[tk2kewl]

34. I don't worry about it much but I think of it fondly quite often

}(

[Worst Username Ever]

27. You might be a bluneck if...

you understand that the Civil War is over.

[Taxloss]

29. You might be a blueneck if ...

... you know coffee comes in more than one type.

... you're not so certain war is a good thing.

... your political education did not come from Fox, Limbaugh and bumper stickers.

... you are from Canada or the United Kingdom.

[sniffa]

30. you might be a bLueneck if

you know that the 'internet' is pronounced in the singuLar.

[sniffa]

31. you might be a bLueneck if

you've ever forgotten poLand.

[Worst Username Ever]

32. You might be a bluneck if...

You understand that 52% is not a mandate.

[Allenberg]

33. You might be a blueneck if...

...you thought Howard Dean was just trying to charge up the crowd in Iowa.

...know that the croissanwich is a mockery of fine French cuisine.

...you're a guy, and you can discuss feelings with your fellow men without thinking, "man, I wonder if Jim's turning queer."

[tk2kewl]

35. You might be a blueneck if you think you'd be better off without

all of these freaking rednecks

[ProfessorGAC]

36. You Might Be A Blueneck If. . .

. . .your positions are based upon facts rather than seeking out isolated facts that barely support what you already believe.
The Professor

[underpants]

37. "You Might Be A Blueneck If you KNEW how this war was going to go down"

Sadly

[Worst Username Ever]

38. You might be a bluneck if...

You realize what we have is not, in fact, the "Mother of all Coalitions."

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

39. You might be a bluneck if...

you rarely or never hear your thoughts, opinions, or beliefs expressed on any form of mainstream media (TV, Newspaper)

[qanda]

40. You might be a blueneck if...

You actually think the attributes of Christ have something do with being a Christian.

[johnnie]

42. You might be a blueneck if

You base your opinions on wisdom and education and not on what billboards tell you to think.

[Darknyte7]

43. You might be a blueneck if..

you understand that "the terrorists" do not hate us because they hate freedom, but rather they hate our policies.

[Liberal Veteran]

44. You might be a blueneck...

...if you believe that health care should be available to all, not just those who can afford.

[RUDUing2]

46. You might be a blueneck if you have a brain and use it.

[RUDUing2]

47. You might be a blueneck if you know the difference between IraQ and IraN.

[blondeatlast]

48. You might be a blueneck if...

you don't have to contort your noggin to recognize racism and sexism.

[corksean]

49. You might be a Blueneck if..

you'd prefer it if someone else married your blood relatives.

[ZombieNixon]

50. You might be a blueneck if...

you think that serving in a war you DIDN'T support is more heroic that sleazing your way out of serving in a war you DID support.

[deadparrot]

51. You might be a blueneck if...

you're literate.

[MissMarple]

52. You might be a blueneck if you boycott Wal Mart..

If at all possible. Apologies to folks who are constrained by finances or geographic constraints.

[MrSlayer]

53. You might be a blueneck if you have all your teeth.

[Bok_Tukalo]

54. You might be a blueneck if ...

... when asked to show a second form of ID, you use your library card.

... you know where the library is.

[alittlelark]

56. You might be a blueneck if you really don't LIKE Kool-Aid.

[Duncan Grant]

57. You might be a blueneck if...

you've traveled more than 50 miles from your "hometown".