Post all the reasons why Dr. Rice should be Secy of State

[burythehatchet]

- she won the 2nd grade spelling bee

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. she has an oil tanker named after her!?!?!

:shrug:

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. HAD

She's fired when the boy king leaves office

[burythehatchet]

4. yes, and did you know she went to college at age 15?

and she was potty trained at 6 months

[Sympleesmshn]

2. She has a PhD

Dose anyone know what it is in?

[burythehatchet]

7. yeah, how to fight the cold war

[Sympleesmshn]

17. I was thinking Basketry?

or maybe acting?

[HeyManThatsCool]

8. ass kissing?

hard core ass kissing?

[HeyManThatsCool]

5. I can think of no reason... unless

She's won a Nobel PEACE prize?

[politicaholic]

6. She speaks German...nobody who speaks German can be bad.

I stole that from the Simpsons.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

11. Die Bart Die

[benny05]

25. I thought she spoke Russian

According to her testimony with Sen Dodd, who speaks fluent Spanish..I wish he had commented on her in that language.

[Parche]

9. Rice-A-Roni

She likes going to the dentist

[burythehatchet]

15. she can eat corn on the cob thru a chain link fence

:thumbsup:

[cags]

36. Bwahahahahahhaha

[davidinalameda]

she was provost of Stanford University

[Fenris]

10. She can play pianeee!

Apparently that's some sort of talent.

[Mabus]

14. and she can do duets with Ashcroft

:puke:

[Bjornsdotter]

23. It's a requirement...who knew? n/t

[NNadir]

12. The United States will soon be a third world country, and she has a

knack for looking pathetic.

[terrya]

13. She's a fairly decent pianist.

God, I hate to offer compliments to her...but she is. She acompanied Yo-Yo Ma during some Kennedy Honors thing a few years ago.

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Because she's a Klingon

Look at the brow ridges and teeth she sports. A Klingon would make a great Secretary of State because they would never be afraid of starting a war. That would always be their first choice-just like Rice.

[benny05]

27. She does look like a Klingon

and I thought so! But perhaps we are insulting the Klingons..

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

18. Here are my reasons

[Mabus]

22. Wow. Those are mine too.

at least all the legitimate ones I could come with too.

[Fenris]

19. Her name sounds like a Northern Italian menu item.

[Mabus]

20. She's the product of RW think tanks

which are different from Chevron oil tankers, so she's already passed the muster of those that matter to the people in the Bush regime.

[burythehatchet]

21. here's an oldie but goodie by Ductape Fatwa

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=349262

[jdonaldball]

33. She will make hair straightener seem even more ridiculous

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

24. She's a black woman.........

....you HORRIBLE RACIST DEMOCRATS!!!!!

[lapfog_1]

26. The ONLY valid reason I've heard today

and previously in the press... is that when a foreign government
is speaking to Condi or Condi is speaking to them, they will KNOW
that this is the policy of George W. Bush.

Of course, being so close to the pretzeldent has a negative too,
which is that there will not be ANY voice of dissent (however muted)
in the Pretzeldent's inner circle.

But at least when Condi says to someone "We are going to launch our
'shock and awe'(tm) attack at midnight", those poor bastards will
know that they better be in their bunkers at 11:59pm.

But, of course, Barney the dog would fit the bill for this as well
(OR WOULD HE???)

[murielm99]

28. Barney, the closet Democrat?

Nah. He is far less obedient than Condi.

[deadparrot]

29. So we can watch and laugh as she makes an ass out of herself

in front of vaious world leaders who loathe her?

[tanyev]

30. She plays piano.

She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano.


I think that's about how many times we heard that mentioned today.

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[madison2000]

32. all women should be secretaries... right?

[burythehatchet]

34. huh?

[democracyindanger]

35. The alternative would be Satan himself

and I'd rather he keep busy with planning all their eternities in hell.

[okieinpain]

37. those funny buck teeth will make all the other leaders laugh so

hard they can't help but love us.

[mojavekid]

38. Because it only hurts when they stop,

.........lying and torturing.

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