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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:25 PM
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Post your stupid Borg jokes here
I am Popeye of Borg. Preparsk to be axcrimilgated.

I am Dubya of Borg. Prepare to be assimilicated.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:28 PM
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1. Why did the Borg cross the road?
Cause he was stapled to the chicken! :crazy:
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:28 PM
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2. the pats will win the superbowl.
:~):
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:32 PM
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3. a borg and a jem'hadar walk into a bar...
oh man. If there were such a joke...
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:33 PM
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4. "Take my Borg...please"! Ba-da-bum!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:34 PM
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5. I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. Prepare to be approximated.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to-Ohhh, mmmm donut!
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:35 PM
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6. Robert Bork walks into a bar...
Ooops, wrong thread.
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Ekirh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:37 PM
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7. "To the Tune of Badger Badger"
Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble VULCAN, VULCAN!!!! Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Trible Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble VULCAN, VULCAN!!!! Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble Tribble... BORG IT'S THE BORG.. Don't resist IT'S THE BORG IT'S a Tribble Tribble Tribble.....


yah.. too much sugar...

and I don't know if I spelled tribble correctly.. so apologies.
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 07:38 PM
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8. How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them.
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