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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 08:58 PM
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Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 08:59 PM
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1. Bouncy bouncy.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 08:59 PM
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2. Eef I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Osamasux Donating Member (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:02 PM
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3. Great bait for Striped Bass.
Wrong season, though.
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dwckabal Donating Member (854 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:07 PM
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4. I will not buy this record
it is scratched.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:09 PM
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5. "Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched."
and so on and so on…
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:09 PM
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6. Drop your panties, Sir William. I can't wait til lunchtime.
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jandrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:12 PM
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7. That's a moray? (n/t)
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:13 PM
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8. You are hereby charged...
...that on the 28th day of May, 1970, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/classics/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketch
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:14 PM
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9. ROFL-You guys are great!
:party:
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Eyeball Kid Donating Member (142 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 06:59 AM
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10. My nipples explode with delight!
n/t
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Freebird12004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 07:03 AM
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11. supper ? or bait ?
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