I just couldn't do it! I tried to be nice like Fluffernutter,

[JimmyJazz]

but I just couldn't! I failed. I cracked liked Whitney Houston...Dammit... I am a failure :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Bullwinkle925]

1. What happened JJ?

[JimmyJazz]

3. She's nice and sweet and fluffy and, and, and....

I'm not any of those things! I'm mean and biting and nasty! Dammit. I tried though - really I did. I made it through two, three posts without being snarky....A record for me, btw.

Hold me close, please..:hug:

[Bullwinkle925]

10. I"m sorry......

So far I haven't felt the need to 'dis' anyone here. Maybe it's due to my advancing age and the fact that most of my venom is held for the bastard-in-the-white-house.

Keep the faith JJ - you'll be nice again.

[fluffernutter]

41. here's a big fluffer-hug!

:hug: you know i lurve you just the way you are - you are not mean, you are the cool chick in class we all adore!

[JimmyJazz]

46. See - nice to me again. That is so nice to be a cool kid

considering I was a major dorkette when I was actually in school. I do lurve ya lots, Senorita Flufferita :loveya:

[sundog]

2. screw you

try again now :P

[JimmyJazz]

5. gimme a hug, ya big goon....

or no more tasteykakes for you :P

[sundog]

34. lay off the heroin darlin

those moodswings just don't become you :7

[Longgrain]

4. I tried too

To be someone else tonight, but my posts were mostly ignored.

Is fluff really nice? She hasn't been nice to me recently.

[JimmyJazz]

6. One of the nicest...then there's me...I thought I was nice, but then

I met fluff and Mrs. G and a whole host of other DU women.

[Longgrain]

8. BIG HUG!

I think I know what you're going though. You've always been nice to me.

[JimmyJazz]

13. Not always - I've been known to swat your nose now and again.

[Longgrain]

15. Yahr

Swipe the shoonz if you must...

[Schema Thing]

9. Your cool. But I like fluff the most since she bought me that car.

[JimmyJazz]

12. Dammit - that's her secret? I can only offer you a used deck of

Sesame Street Uno cards. I suck.

[fluffernutter]

38. i hope you're enjoying it too, sweetie

:pals:

[Schema Thing]

51. Oh my dearest internet angel, I am. I am!!!

How did you know I wanted a convertable?

Awww....you're just so sweet you went the extra mile w/o even asking.

:hug:

[Left Is Write]

21. She's one of the nicest people I've ever been privileged to know.

[fluffernutter]

44. dammit, i am nice!

you are just boggling the crap outta me lately, and i am just trying to sort it all out.

plus, honestly, you don't have to try so hard to be noticed, just sit back and relax a little :pals:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

7. Hey, it's hard work trying to be nice all the time.

I don't see how she does it, personally. :P

[JimmyJazz]

11. I have trouble being nice even some of the time.

Hi, Peggy :hi:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. Anyone who thinks I look like Peggy is alright in my book!

I use the Peggy thing every chance I get now. :P

[JimmyJazz]

16. I'm sorry that she is probably older than you, but considering

how great she looks for her age, it isn't meant to be an insult! She is a beautiful woman as are you. <----------------------------------------------Hey everybody, take note! I was nice right there! See!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Is that a pig I see flying?

You were NICE?! :o :wow:

[JimmyJazz]

18. You weren't here! I started a thread saying I was gonna post as

fluffernutter and be nice to everyone, but I cracked like thin ice on a warm day :7 Dammit.

[GOPisEvil]

22. Well...at least you're pretty like fluffernutter...

...so you have that going for you...not everyone can be nice.

[JimmyJazz]

27. Aw - that is the sweetest thing EVAH!

:hug: Are you posting as Fluff, now???? :7

[GOPisEvil]

28. Heh...no, I'm just being my normal flirty self.

:7

[JimmyJazz]

30. Alert! Alert!

No flirting in the lounge -- aw, nevermind -- How can I resist :)

[GOPisEvil]

35. You know you love it!

:D

[Lone_Star_Dem]

23. I'm marking it down for statistical purposes.

Should I bookmark the thread for you, too? :D

No need to be sorry, I'm flattered. :)

[Left Is Write]

19. When did that happen? You're nice!

I have been acquainted with Ms. Fluffernutter for years now, though, and I don't think they come nicer than her. She has us all beat!

[JimmyJazz]

24. I tried -- I really tried -- But, I only lasted 10 -12 posts and then,

I just had to snark out - it was either that or my head would have exploded! Damn, that being nice stuff is HARD work, I tell you, hard work -- not as hard as being pResident or anything, but hard, I tell you!

[fluffernutter]

50. and YOU are one of the nicest people i know.

and one of the smartest, most talented and gorgeous people i know too. not even to mention what kind of wife and mother and cook you are... the list is too long- :*

[miss_kitty]

20. so does this mean that tomorrow you won't try to post invisibly

like ME?

[JimmyJazz]

25. I think that might be easier!! Have you ever tried being nice???

:P It sucks, I tell ya!

[miss_kitty]

26. no I haven't tried being nice

but if i did, no one would notice anyway

[JimmyJazz]

29. I have just one comment, now that I'm being myself again:

:spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank:

:loveya:

[Left Is Write]

31. People think I'm being snarky when I'm not.

I'll say something in all innocence and sincerity, and someone will think I'm being nasty, bitchy, sarcastic, or snarky.

Trust me. When I'm really being snarky, you'll know. ;)

[JimmyJazz]

32. I've never known you to be snarky - I've only known you to be

sweet and sincere - I mean that. I can understand how people can take me the wrong way sometimes, but you? I don't see that.

[Left Is Write]

33. Oh, thank you.

It's happened before, though - mostly on debate boards.

[JimmyJazz]

36. Here in the lounge, you are one of the sweetie pies....trust me.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

42. You're not in the least bit snarky!

You're always nice and come across as an upbeat person to me. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

37. I guess ya owe me a drink...

:)

[progmom]

39. You have almost always been nice to me

You're one of the reasons I post on DU.

:loveya:

[bigwillq]

40. JimmyJazz, you silly goose

Don't ya know no one can be like fluffernutter!

But I still...:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

43. I gave it my best shot and thanks lots for the floatyhearts...

you are right, though - there is only ONE fluffernutter!

and we :loveya:

[bigwillq]

45. Three cheers for Fluffernutter

:toast: :toast: :toast:

And one for you too JJ :toast:

[fluffernutter]

48. ah quit it! you guys make it too damn easy to be sweet

:loveya: oh, and if we're drinking together, i'm all over it!

[progmom]

49. I think you have to start out that way

...but I am glad we bring out the best in you!

[fluffernutter]

52. pull up a chair, babe!

:toast: this one's on me :)

[progmom]

62. ooooh

i'll have a vodka martini, straight up, with roquefort stuffed olives, please.

[fluffernutter]

71. dayum, that looks luscious.

i have had a thing for olives lately ... i hav never had a roquefort stuffed one though, have you? is it good?

[progmom]

76. It's delish

We used to go to a fancy dancy restaurant here in town all the time (back when record labels had bigger expense accounts) and we'd order martinis and ask them to leave the olive tray. After about 2 months of eating the entire tray every time we went, they got wise to us.
:(

[fluffernutter]

85. it took them 2 months?

:thumbsup: you are so my kinda gal! i would love to go out with you and drink martinis. my sister worked at a swank martini bar for a while, it was sweet :9

[progmom]

92. well we only went 2-3 times a month

but yeah, it was great while it lasted!

[JimmyJazz]

57. you can pull up a chair as long as it's not my damned chaise -

I am territorial, ya know:

[progmom]

70. dammit JJ

I thought you had the leopard and I had the zebra.
Now you have got me all confused again.

I'm just going to grab me a club chair. You can keep your damned chaise.

[JimmyJazz]

87. I have told you and told you and told you.... I sit in the Leopard print

chaise lounge, just to the left of BigMcLargeHuge's faux tiger skin "Lurve seat" --- now if you can't keep that straight, how am I supposed to trust you with the more important stuff later....you know...the *ahem* bar....

[progmom]

96. but...but...

...isn't that my zebra print chaise in the pic you posted?
Or do I need a refresher course in animal hide patterns?

[fluffernutter]

80. that chaise is nice!

i promise won't flirt with anyone on it and stick to my uber-soft furry pink loveseat

:P bahaha

[bigwillq]

53. Oh, there's my darling fluffernutter!

:loveya:

[fluffernutter]

55. back atcha, sugarpie!

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

58. Sugarpie! Dammit all to hell -- I knew I forgot one those terms

of endearment! I suck.

[bigwillq]

59. Only cool people like fluffernutter and I can call

each other those names!:P

[GOPisEvil]

60. I saw you use schmoopie!

I've corrupted you! And you owe me 50 cents royalty! :P

[fluffernutter]

63. me too, i was so proud of that one!

[JimmyJazz]

64. I got that one from here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1956671

sorry, buttfez :7

[GOPisEvil]

67. buttfez? I think you have me confused with another short-haired DUer.

So there, rumpcap! :P

[JimmyJazz]

73. That's right -- I believe you are "schmoopie" and a certain

short person is buttfez - mea culpa....a thousand pardons...I still love you though, does that count for anything???

[GOPisEvil]

78. Of course!

Love is good. :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

66. again:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1956671

[fluffernutter]

61. lmao!

you make me belly laugh, girl!

[JimmyJazz]

65. I do love you, too - why else would I call you out in a thread....

:*

[progmom]

81. get a room

geez.:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

83. Shhh - Tomorrow night, I'll post as you!

Just don't tell anybody :7

[GOPisEvil]

84. Or at least let us watch...

Did I say that out loud? :spank:








So, uh, seriously, can I watch?

[fluffernutter]

86. of course you can, silly

but it'll cost ya ;)

[GOPisEvil]

88. Worth every penny.

;-)

[JohnKleeb]

47. what happened?

[bigwillq]

54. Some kid named Kleeb went over 45,000 posts!

:toast:

[JohnKleeb]

56. really, now

I was enjoying my Korean dinner. Congrads to that bastard.

[fluffernutter]

69. that was one of the longest things i've ever seen you post

you got to 45,000+ with your one-liners, you lazy bum ;)

but congrats anyway :party:

[JohnKleeb]

74. at least I admit it fluf

hah I have about 10,000 of those :).

[bigwillq]

72. Really? I think we're all just joking around

I think this is a variation of a copycat thread.

[JohnKleeb]

75. dude now there's variation of copycat threads

thats wack man, thats wack. God and I sound like I am high when I am NOT.

[bigwillq]

79. Well, what I meant was there was all these

"I meant to be popular like Jimmy Jazz...."
and the like..

So I'm guessing when you asked "What happened"? you meant why did JJ say I try to be nice like fluffernutter, you meant why did she post that?

Get it, got it. Cause now I'm fucking confused.:)

[JohnKleeb]

82. Yeah thats what I meant

I heard about them.

[sundog]

68. Can I have a drink now?

preeeety pleeeease

[JimmyJazz]

77. Been asking ya for ten threads now - what the FUCK do you want????

BTW - if you sell your place before this summer, would you consider spending some time in Rehoboth with me? I'm really good at picking up gay men and Rehoboth is full of them :7

[sundog]

89. I grew up on that beach

oh, the stories :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

91. When are you coming back and when are you going to meet me there????

I love the blue parrot and the plum loco --- dammit.

[sundog]

93. you know that far *end* of the boardwalk

hmmm?

nuff said :P

[JimmyJazz]

94. Dude - me and my family have never given a crap about the

far *end* of the boardwalk - hmmmmmm? My first priority is whether or not they make a good margarita -- after that, anything goes :7

[sundog]

95. Dolles! Funland!

With that psycho clown!

And that haunted house -- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

97. the food, the restaurants, the paratrooper --- the GAY people....

[sundog]

98. The T-shirt Factory! With *Foxy Lady* decals! Gershmann's

with piles and piles of clothing that you really have no need for!

Eat Thrashers fries till you're sick!

Ride those horrible little stainless steel barrels round and round and round faster and faster and faster till you puke!

[JimmyJazz]

99. So, are you coming here or not???? I'm not getting anything

definitive from your posts...

[sundog]

100. dunno

I left that place for several reasons.

But ya never know :7

When this place sells... I'll be on the first plane to South America, then Europe :)

[JohnKleeb]

90. As someone who stays in neighboring Dewey

I can verify that.