If your Internet connection were a human, what would do to it?

[elperromagico]

I think I would visit mine late at night with a Louisville slugger, and after yelling about its habitual laziness, break its windows.

:D

How about you?

[agates]

1. I'd buy it a dozen roses

and thank it for always being there for me!

[Seldona]

2. I would hug it and squeeze it.

Then do it some more. And most assuredly some more after that.

[LibertyorDeath]

3. I would massage its feet & bring it a nice hot beverage

My connection Howls. I'm a speed freak.... Not the drug....

[ikojo]

4. Take it out to dinner and let it order from

any part of the menu including wine.

I love my Internets!

[hangemhigh]

5. I am already her slave...

and a bitch of a master she is!

[Arkana]

6. Tie it to a chair and beat the shit out of it