We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq...

[baldguy]

Cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

[bbernardini]

1. That's as may be, but it's still a frog!

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. If we took the bones out it wouldnt be crunchy, would it

[mr_hat]

2. I'll take the Ram's Bladder Cup, ta.

[baldguy]

3. We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram's bladder!

Emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark's vomit.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. IT DOESNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT lark's vomit on the label!!!!!!!!

Yes it does right there next to monosodium glutamate

[jmowreader]

5. Well, don't you even take the bones out?

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?