Bald folks: Stay AWAY from Bush

[NYC Liberal]

He'll rub your head if you get too close:

[Flammable Materials]

1. Gay enough. n/t

[progmom]

2. wow.

just....wow.

[RPM]

3. and I would J him in the smirk-box

only the hunnies touch my baldie.

[MuseRider]

4. It is just ONE MORE DAMN THING

that makes him freaking strange. This is simply creepy.

[baldguy]

5. If some stranger started to rub my head

She'd better have a nice set of tits and want to be very friendly!

If it was that asshole, I'd just have to kick his ass.

[Vektor]

12. Hey, Great name!!

I married a bald guy.
Once you go bald, you never go back.
His head turned tomato red when I said this out loud during our wedding vows.

[NNadir]

6. I'm quite sure I'll never be in his presence.

[EstimatedProphet]

7. That's just patronizing and goofy

Bush is so damn weird.

[MisterP]

8. he's done this about 20 times in pictures: even at a gathering

just before Election Day, he vigorously rubbed a bald head in passing while shaking people's hands (he also stumbled and almost had to be caught by the Secret Service).
He's like Howard Hughes

[elperromagico]

9. Please greet Jesse Ventura that way.

That would be fun.

[Vektor]

10. He's very odd.

My husband, who is cue bald, accompanied my friend and I to a Kerry rally last August. We were surrounded by supporters holding signs saying "Nurses for Kerry" "Veterans for Kerry" "Teamsters for Kerry" etc...my husband exclaimed,

"Dammit, I forgot my "Portly Bald Guys for Kerry" sign!"

I'm sure Kerry would have laughed. Also, considering that male pattern baldness is among the things that stem cells may be able to cure, hubby REALLY did not support Bush.

I'm sure he would not want to be fondled by him either.

[driver8]

11. What a buffoon!

There he is, ladies and gentlemen, "the most powerful man in the world."

I will never, ever believe that America elected this idiot.

[lady lib]

13. Where the hell's Freud when we need him?

[Enraged_Ape]

14. This guy's slapped more bald heads than Benny Hill

He has some serious fucking issues.

[htuttle]

15. He seems to have some sort of skull fetish

[BrklynLiberal]

16. He is a total schmuck.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

17. He does seem to have to touch them...

I guess this means we won't be seeing any Govt funding in hair regrowth technologies in the next term. :eyes: