Yo mama's so fat...

[MrScorpio]

Her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

[texas1928]

1. "Yo mama's so fat..."

only she gets a tan at the beach.

[MrScorpio]

3. Yo mama's so fat...

She eats Wheat Thicks.

[texas1928]

7. "Yo mama's so fat ..."

She is the zip code.

[MrScorpio]

9. Yo mama's so fat ...

She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

[NYC Liberal]

11. Yo mama's so fat ...

When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

(OK, OK..I stole that from Jon! Sorry! :hi:)

[texas1928]

15. "Yo mama's so fat..."

the scales left, from the abuse.

[MrScorpio]

17. Yo mama is so fat...

That when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

[texas1928]

21. "Yo mama's so fat..."

She gets her underpants the same place Barnum and Bailey buy their tents.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

81. Yo momma's so fat...

...her bra size is a character from the Chinese alphabet.

[Seabiscuit]

53. You're so ugly that

when you were born the doctor slapped yo fat momma.

[central scrutinizer]

73. you're so ugly

your fat momma had to tie a porkchop 'round yer neck so the dog would play with you.

[Seabiscuit]

74. You're so ugly

you could make a train take a dirt road.

[Dhalgren]

2. Yo mama is so fat...

that she gets her own segment on the local weather report!

[MrScorpio]

5. Yo mama is so fat...

We're in her right now.

[cags]

4. her belt size is equator

[sendero]

6. When she sits around the house...

... she sits around the house :)

[baldguy]

8. She ought to eat right & exercise more.

[MrScorpio]

10. Yo mama is so fat...

She has been declared a natural habitat for condors.

[LoZoccolo]

12. Your mama's so fat...

...she gotta Spandex car.

[MrScorpio]

14. Yo mama is so fat...

When she has sex, she has to pull out a map.

[nankerphelge]

13. Yo mama is so fat...

she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

[MrScorpio]

16. Yo mama is so fat...

She wakes up in sections.

[nankerphelge]

19. Yo mama is so fat...

you don't take her picture, you take her poster.

[Vektor]

23. I was going to say that!

:-)
You beat me to it!

[Biased Liberal Media]

18. Why only fat jokes?? Seriously

HOw about...

Yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry...

[Skittles]

24. yo momma like a bowling ball

picked up and fingered and thrown in the gutter

[Sanity Claws]

70. You're bad,

very bad. :-)

[Boswells_Johnson]

20. she...um...ah...let's just say she's fat. Really, really fat.

:shrug:

But your daddy's so ugly he hurts my feelings!

[Floogeldy]

22. You mama's so fat . . . .

. . . . she's got small objects orbiting around her!

[MrScorpio]

25. Yo mama is so fat...

Whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

[TroubleMan]

26. Yo mama's so fat

that before God said "Let There Be Light," he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

[MrScorpio]

29. Yo mama's so fat...

You haveta roll over twice to get off her.

[texas1928]

27. "Yo mama's so fat...

when she goes to the lake, she leaves a ring around it."

[amerikat]

28. Yo momma so fat

She keeps her diaphram in a pizza box.

[Amaya]

30. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

:)

[MrScorpio]

31. Yo mama is so stupid...

Every time she blinks, she get lost.

[TroubleMan]

32. Yo moma's so stupid

She went to Orlando, saw a sign that said, "DisneyWorld: LEFT"


So she turned around and went back home.

[texas1928]

34. and it took her three weeks to get home

she kept "Clean Restroom" every few miles.

[Amaya]

33. Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
:D

[TroubleMan]

36. You're mama's so toothless

it takes her an hour to eat minute rice.

[Amaya]

43. Yo mama so poor .....when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

[TroubleMan]

37. Yo mama's right leg is shorter than her left....

and they call the bitch "Eileen."

[Amaya]

40. Yo mama so fat ....people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

[nankerphelge]

35. Yo mama is so fat...

she has to take her showers at the car wash.

[texas1928]

38. "Yo mama's so fat...

when she farts they raise the Terror Threat level."

[mark414]

39. Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy

with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...


yes that's a real song

[mark414]

44. come on someone on here's got to know this

[TroubleMan]

47. Oh I remember it

nt.

[mark414]

51. *sigh*

i keep forgetting that this board is mostly middle aged classic rock and folk junkies

[nickgutierrez]

52. What song is that?

[mark414]

57. The Pharcyde - Ya Mama

off one of the best debut albums ever, Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde

[nickgutierrez]

71. I just D/Led it

Good song. :thumbsup:

[DinahMoeHum]

61. Who does that song?? LMAO !!

Two snaps and a (blank) "In Living Color"

:evilgrin:

[DinahMoeHum]

62. Never mind, I saw the above post. Thanks.

:evilgrin:

[mark414]

66. Pharcyde - Ya Mama

off Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde

[TroubleMan]

41. Yo mama's so fat

That when she sings Reuben Studdard's "Sorry For 2004," she's sorry for weighing 2004 lbs.

[guitar man]

42. yo mama so ugly

when she was a kid, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her! :)

[MrScorpio]

45. Yo mama's so stupid...

She got hit by a parked car.

[TroubleMan]

48. Yo mama's so fat

She jumped in the ocean in the Pacific, and killed 150,000 in SE Asia.

.....

Okay, I know ....that was wrong.

[TroubleMan]

49. Well it's all fun and games until 150,000 people get hurt!

That joke was so wrong....I killed the thread.

Sorry.

[mark414]

50. eh it's alright

you can find humor in anything unless it happens to you

[iconoclastic cat]

46. ...her ass has its own congressman!

[Seabiscuit]

54. Yo mama's so fat...

Marlon Brando bought her, mistaking her for a deserted island.

[MrScorpio]

55. Yo mama so fat...

That when you told her to jump she chipped the planet.

[flygal]

56. Yo mama's so old

in second grade she sat behind Jesus Christ

[dolo amber]

58. Yo mama's so short

you can see her feet on her driver's license picture. :D

[CO Liberal]

59. She's So Stupid She Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company

:-)

[dbt]

60. Bow down before Chris Rock:

"Your mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!"

[Roon]

63. Yo mama's teeth so yellow..

I can't believe it's not butter

[Roon]

64. Yo mama's so hairy

bigfoot takes her picture.

[Brewman_Jax]

65. Yo mama's so stupid

she tripped over a cordless phone.

[sakabatou]

72. Well that is entirely possible, if the phone was on the floor...

...or she triped on the phone jack...

Yo' mam's so fat she bleeds lard!
Yo' mama's so fat that if she were a plot she wouldn't get thick, she'd congeal!
Yo mama's so fat that Rush Limbaugh gave up his job!
Yo mama's so stupid that when someone said hoe down, she droped to the floor.

[Brewman_Jax]

78. If she did that, then...

yo mama IS so stupid. :P

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the sign "Wet Floor", she did.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had to ask the number to 911.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "one at a time, please."

[name not needed]

67. yo momma so fat,

she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

[Bouncy Ball]

68. Yo mama's so po

she can't even afford the "o" and the "r."

[Patiod]

69. Your mama so stupid...

she got fired at the M&M factory for rejecting all the "W's"

[MrScorpio]

75. Yo mama's so old...

She goes to an archeologist to fix a broken bone.

[sleepyhead]

77. She's so old

Her social security number is 1.

[jmowreader]

76. Yo mama's so fat...

last Sunday she walked between me and the TV and I missed half of "60 Minutes."

[da_chimperor]

79. Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family. n/t

[matcom]

80. your momma's so fat you could fill her belly button up with sand

and pretend your at the beach

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

82. Yo momma's so fat she went diving in Indonesia last December and...

...well, you can see what happened.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

83. Yo momma stinks so much...

...a terrorist tried to mail her to a Senator.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

84. Periodic "dozens" threads in the lounge would be therapeutic. In GD

for that matter, too! :o

[WMliberal]

85. she put on a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

86. You mama's so old she knew Burger King when he was a price

[DemocratSinceBirth]

87. You're So Horny

The last time you felt a breast it was in a KFC bucket...

[DemocratSinceBirth]

88. Your mother is so dumb she couldn't pass a blood test...

[giant_robot]

89. Yo mama's so fat...

when she wears her red dress the kids yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"