I farted. She laughed.

[short bus president]

This one's a keeper.

:D


















Oh, and... excuse me!

[kixot]

1. Hmmm.

Seems that you missed something somewhere.

[oxycontinrush]

2. Marry her... NOW!

B-)

[-..__...]

3. Romance in the 2000's

How times have changed.

Next time offer her to sniff your finger. If she accepts and still laughs then she's a real keeper.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Can the dutch oven be far behind?

:D

[short bus president]

5. Heh heh...

he said "behind."

heh heh.

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

6. So, what was today's "weapon of choice"?

Or, are last night's baked beans still providing "ammunition"?

[short bus president]

8. Honestly, I dunno

but whatever it is... DAMN it's gone horribly, horribly rotten! I even had to get up to escape it.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Now that's bad...when you offend yourself!

x(

[diplomats]

10. I hope it wasn't your first date!

[latebloomer]

11. Thanks for sharing!

I think.

[Padraig18]

12. Ha!

You've not EVEN smelled rank, crawled-up-your-ass-and-died farts until you've eaten chile rellenos AND refried beans! Trust me--- my b/f is 1/2 Mexican and 1/2 Cuban, and loves to cook! :P

[Droopy]

7. How romantic

Next thing you know she'll be squeezing the pimples on your back for you.

[Jackhammer Jesus]

13. "Honey, could you shave my back...?"

"Good. Lower, please. Uh-huh. Lower. Keep going."

[blondeatlast]

14. Will Will preside over the wedding?

He's got the suit--he wore it in ARIZONA, in AUGUST, fer KISSsakes!