I have decided I want to be rich - CAN YOU HELP????

[matcom]

no really.

when we were "stuck" in Ft Lauderdale this weekend, we took a boat tour of the waterway system down there. we passed a mansion and the story from the capitan was that the guy who lived there invented some part of the automobile air conditioning system that regulated the temperature about 30 years ago.

Well, according to the story, EVERY GM car that is sold WORLD-WIDE, this bastard gets a $75 check for. Note: EVERY GM CAR SOLD WORLD-WIDE NETS THIS GUY $75 FOR LIFE!

So, I want to invent something and get rich like that.

I was thinking of some contraption that would automatically peel a hard-boiled egg when pressed down using air but if you have a better idea, I AM ALL EARS!!!

can you help a guy get rich for life? think of it as charity. OK??

thanks in advance.

[Dookus]

1. take all your money...

get another mortgage if need be... max out the credit cards, borrow from relatives and friends, get all the cash you can.

And buy lottery tickets.

[Ramsey]

2. I can make you rich, baby!

Want to know how???

Just gotta say pretty please. :-)

:loveya:

[matcom]

3. pretty please?

i'm in my thong! :D

:loveya:

[Ramsey]

5. I'm in my stillettos

Don't you feel rich now???

:loveya:

[nickgutierrez]

4. No, no, no. You're going about it all wrong.

Don't say 'I want to get rich'. Say 'I want to help you get rich. All you have to do is send me money'.

[matcom]

6. aaahhhhhhhhhhh

that how Dr Phil pulled it off?

[nickgutierrez]

7. He and Ms. Cleo.

Pyramid scheme based in the Bahamas (thus the silly fake accent).

[JohnKleeb]

9. He and Ms. Cleo are going out now? Now Ive heard everything

[nickgutierrez]

10. I wish I knew how to use Photoshop.

Uh... I mean, yeah. You haven't heard? Hold on a second -- I'll try and crea... FIND! I mean find some pictures.

[JohnKleeb]

18. Ok!

[Solly Mack]

8. "Help Stephen" jar on friend's desk. People dropped $$$$ in the jar

the friend, Stephen, wanted to see how many would just donate without asking for particulars....350 dollars worth did.

[Dr.Phool]

11. They've already got something that does that

It's called "The Eggstractor". My wife bought one, and it don't work for shit!

[AZCat]

12. SEN ALL YUOR MONEY TO ME WITH SELF ADDRESS ENVELOP

I AM SECOND COUSIN OF SADDAM BUT AMERICANS WONT LET ME OUT OF IRAQ. SEN ME MONEY FOR BOERDER GARDS AND I GIVE YOU 30 PERCENT OF THE TWENTY MILLION US DOLARS I HAVE IN A ACCOUN IN SWEDEN.

[miss_kitty]

13. simple

winning lottery ticket.

[wovenpaint]

14. There are "cyber begging"sites"

Just think-if every person world-wide (on the internets) sent you $1
Beats coming up with a contraption!

:evilgrin:

[Liberal In Texas]

15. You think I'm telling you? n/t

[patdem]

16. Funny you asked...just today I got a 5 page letter..count em 5 pages

from the Nouveau Tech Society...and they say I am SPECIAL...and a bunch of (secret) celebrities and rich people got together and decided to include ME in their circle and I will become not only rich, but loved and I will be able to read minds. It only comes around every 7 years..but it is secret, so you have to wait 7 years after I become rich and famous to include you and mail you your very own 5 page letter to let you into this rich, famous, loved and secret society...sorry..its got to be secret or I'm outta there!

[Liberal In Texas]

17. Actually, I have a whole bunch of nice Nigerian folks who

want to share some fabulous unclaimed wealth.

I haven't had time to respond, what with the yacht upkeep and all. But I'd be happy to forward them on.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Sell all your goat porn.

There's gotta be $50K worth of that nasty-ass shit in your closet.

[7th_Sephiroth]

20. gotta spend it to make it

buy a 12 gauge shotgun, than hold people up out in the parking lot

[ZombieNixon]

21. Once, my CD player broke...

and I just walked around asking for donations and made $60 in two days.