A-Schwarzenegger was the winner of the FUNNIEST POST EVER

[patdem]

on DU...http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815

Re Acquaint yourselves with this or read it for the first time! TOO FUNNY for words...he is a master of sarcaism/irony..read it an weep from hilarity!

[Dookus]

1. ah...

best thread ever.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. Thanks to Oscar.

Where did he come from?

[DemOperative]

3. This was a classic, no doubt

best thing to come out of the Lounge that wasn't a sex thread.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. And yet, the very first sentence:

"Can animals have sex with different animals?"

[patdem]

5. You could not get away with it today..though I am a bit of an anarchist

but I am a Mod first and mostfore or almostfore or formost or some...or all. You on the other hand are a very clever man.

[NashVegas]

9. You'd Have Caused an Insurrection

And become public enemy #1 on DU if you'd deleted that ...

[ET Awful]

6. I can't believe I missed this one the first time

LOL. This is classic :)

[patdem]

7. And Oscar went into the Wilde with this last post from A-S

334. You know I don't even know if he's old enough


to vote. I don't know how old he even is.
Or if he's an American actually, to be frank
and candid. I don't know if he's registered.
I don't know if he can write his name. He
obviously reads books with gusto and salt, so
one would imagine he can write if bark came
to bite. In olater-based conversations we have
had out on the veranda late at night, I gather
that he is a social liberal, but a little bit
conservative fiscally owing to the backwoods
influence of Uncle Leonard I suspect. I did once ask
Oscar what he thought of Bush. He twitched, stared
thoughtfully off into the lonely distance where
the lights of the cars wound through the darkened
foothills, and vomited over the balustrade.

[Occulus]

8. So, did he ever make it to MN? Or back home?

Aw come on, A-S, we need to know how it all came out!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. He's sitting right here on the couch watching Elimidate with me

and gnawing on his toenails. I asked him what he thought
the funniest thread was. He raised one eyebrow, sighed,
shrugged, and said "The chicken one."

[LynzM]

10. I remember that thread...

LMFAO, still!!

[DrGonzoLives]

11. I don't know, Jesus posted here once

I can't find it, but it might have been the first "Ask Me Anything" thread.

"I'm Jesus - ask me anything" funny shit.

Then there was the "We are all Will Pitt" thread in response to some freeper accusing us of all being chatbots created by Will to satisfy his monstrous ego.

But yeah, that one is a hall of famer too.

[jonnyblitz]

13. I remember that one when it was originally posted!!

too funny!:thumbsup:

[Orsino]

14. Uh, I don't get it.

I hate to admit it, but the humor escapes me.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

15. Now that's funny.

I hope you didn't read the whole thing
waiting for it to be funny.

[TroubleMan]

16. Are you writing in Iambic Pentameter?

Or I am looking waaaayyyyyy too deep down the rabbit hole?

The rhythms of your posts are interesting.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

17. I just read it

By far the most bizarre thing I've ever read, with so many twists and turns. A sheer masterpiece!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. Yes, but I was trying to keep it hid.

Thanks for blowing my cover. :)

[Orsino]

19. Well, I skimmed it.

Is the joke that it's not funny? Are y'all messing with my head?

Damned librul elitists.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. I don't know why

but I love the fact that somebody just doesnt get it at all.
Don't disappoint me and say youre putting me on now.

[accipiter]

25. sunglasses

[A-Schwarzenegger]

27. The avatar?

If so, it's Van the Man.

[accipiter]

28. Van da Man

is in DA Hizzzooooo......!!!!!!!!!!!

[patdem]

26. There is nothing to get..it is an exercise in debating..in arguing

in discussing the absurd...you want a beginning a middle and an end? This has a beginning and that is about all...you want a happy ending? or a punch line? Why does no punch line make one a Damned liburl elitist? :hi:

[patdem]

18. Hurry...I think Escape Island is about to premire...you cannot miss it!

You need not waste your time reading when you can WATCH something...quick..I think it's on channel 87.328? I think?

[RetroLounge]

21. OMG! It gets weirder with repeated readings.

Is Oscar your Sock Puppet?

RL

[Dookus]

23. the funny part

is the people who, 200+ posts in, didn't get it and demanded pictures, and the people who were offended that it was "a hoax" and demanded it be locked.

Of course, it was primary time and people were a little on edge.

[patdem]

24. Yes, those were the days, my friend...it was the LOUNGE...and people

demanded proof of existence or stop the thread because the LOUNGE thread was not REAL? :giggle: oops..there is no giggle smilie!

[auntAgonist]

29. didn't see it the first time but

laughed heartily when I read it a few minutes ago. thanks so much for bringing it to the fore.


excellent.


still laughing.

[Dookus]

31. Isn't it the best?

A-Schwarzenegger really needs to turn that into a book.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

33. Hmmm, if I did, I wonder if it should be with or without illustrations?

I'm thinking about it.

[Shananigans]

30. ABSOLUTELY my favorite thread EVER!

This was the most fun I have ever had posting on DU. For those unfamiliar, I recommend checking out the Tao of Oscar post.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=663920

It's hilarious! I agree with A-Schwartz...some people halfway through "calling you out" to declare it a hoax. If only they knew that Oscar will always live on...whether it be in our hearts, minds or souls...

One question though: Why would Oscar not survive in the lounge today? Does he break rules? (none that I have found so far indicate so)

ALL HAIL OSCAR!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

32. Just that first sentence about different animals having s*x.

[Shananigans]

34. Never!

The whole damn thread was the BEST!