What are BillyBob Teeth for?

[cprise]

Can you imagine sitting in a garage all day making these??


http://www.bbtusa.com/page2.html

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. For attracting Angelina Jolie?

That's what I've been using them for, anyway.

[ozymandius]

2. They make me feel like the President.

Them and a box of crayons.

[Deja Q]

3. Ugh, that is just disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worry, I can top it!

The only thing worse is showing him eating a cow's placenta. :evilgrin:

But need not worry, I know the writers of "South Park" scan DU's lounge for new disgusting ideas as they need to keep that show going for another 10 seasons... :eyes:

[rucky]

4. Funny Story...

When my wife and I were dating, I met the "in-laws" for the first time when we took a trip to her hometown in Ohio. They had no idea what I looked like, so my wife thought it would be funny if I wore a pair of Billybob teeth (seen above). We had about 2 hours after arriving until dinner, and they were very polite to me. Creepy polite. I kinda felt bad, but I kept 'em on until we sat at the diningroom table, then I took 'em right out of my mouth and laid them on my napkin. My now-father in-law almost choked on his lettuce.

After the joke was out, they didn't hold back about what they'd been thinking.

It was a great icebreaker. Great family.

[cprise]

5. ROTFL!!

That's hilarious. OMG!