Tonite, I will post as JimmyJazz and be extra nice to everyone....

[Optimus Primestein]

Who's buying this, BTW???? Just asking....

[Longgrain]

1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not again!

[Optimus Primestein]

3. Yep - It's me -- waddya need there longgrain????

[Longgrain]

5. PHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!

That's Long Grain to you!

Or should I call you JummyJazz?

[Taverner]

2. Huh?

You sock puppets confuse the heck outa me!

[Optimus Primestein]

4. Sock puppets??? What are you talking about????

I am my own person, I assure you. :P

[Taverner]

7. Oh yeah well....

Take that you sock puppet you!

Oh, and Crescent Fresh!

[progmom]

6. uhhhh...

I know JimmyJazz, and you sir are no JimmyJazz.

[Optimus Primestein]

9. LOL - that's too funny!

I have kinda felt akin to Miss Jimmy....I could go out on a limb here and state that I feel as though we are one...:hi:

Howya feelin???

[progmom]

16. it's official

asthmatic bronchitis


ugh.


but i do have some nifty cough syrup with codeine now!!!

[sundog]

sigh

:eyes:

[Optimus Primestein]

10. Bite me

[sundog]

28. .

:7

[JohnKleeb]

8. If I were the under the influence I may buy it

you're doing pretty good though.

[Optimus Primestein]

12. I ain't selling nuffin' - I am who I am....

:P

[JohnKleeb]

14. fine, fine

[fluffernutter]

11. where's the 'bite me'? it's not JJ without the bite me.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

13. and where is the ass picture?

[Optimus Primestein]

18. coming right up:

[JohnKleeb]

21. probably a computer problem of mine I can't see it but good job

[Optimus Primestein]

15. You are a keystroke too late -- see my response to sundog

Oh, and....bite me :7

[fluffernutter]

20. we posted at 7:10 the same time

the same words...too cool, huh schmoopie? :)

[Optimus Primestein]

25. .

:pals:

More than my luggage, fluff, more than my luggage....

[JimmyJazz]

30. I can't believe you have left me for someone else!!!!!

I thought our love was REAL, fluff -- And, I mean this in the most shallow, one night stand, I don't even know your last name kinda way: I LOVE YOU!!!! DAMMIT!!! We had a good thing going and you left me for this skanky hose beast bar fly???? I don't get it???? Lucy, you've got a lot of 'splainin' to do - yanumsen????

[FuzzySlippers]

17. I know JimmyJazz,

JimmyJazz is a friend of mine, and you're no JimmyJazz.

[Optimus Primestein]

19. Damn! I tried....I really tried. I thought everyone liked me, but I

was wrong... I am but another Jewish cartoon character, lost to the masses... *sniffle* *sob* *gnashing of teeth*

[FuzzySlippers]

22. Oh Optimus!

I'm only kidding! I like you MUCH better than JJ!

[Optimus Primestein]

23. *winks* now you are talking, Miss Fuzzy....

I knew you liked me better. What was it? The star of david, the witty retorts to your posts...that skank JJ, ain't got nuffin on me, does she????

[FuzzySlippers]

27. Now now....... I wouldn't go so far as to call JJ a skank.

[Optimus Primestein]

31. i would -- that's what I heard and I'm sure it the troof....

would MrScorpio lie????

[progmom]

32. I dunno

She does get around...

[FuzzySlippers]

33. Really?

Details. I need details.

[progmom]

43. She's been around the block so many times...

...she's worn her own path in the pavement.

I kid, because I love. :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

35. Bite me

I'm not cheap, ya know...maybe a little easy, but definitely NOT cheap.

[FuzzySlippers]

40. So how much do you charge?

:P

[Longgrain]

24. Hey OP

When you going to post a picture of yourself?

[Optimus Primestein]

26. Wanna see a picture of my rack instead:

[Longgrain]

29. OMG! Hubba- hubba... Here's a picture of myshelf....

[Longgrain]

34. Nothing, but I just saw your picture...

Advertising pays...;-)

[JimmyJazz]

37. My pic? where?

Or do you mean the skankasarous, OP?

[Longgrain]

41. Not you! OP!

In the DU Gallery...jeeeze!

Must have just added it tonite too, since I haven't seen it there before.

[progmom]

36. I WANT SYMPATHY, DAMMIT

I posted something pathetic and sad above. Where is the sympathy? JimmyJazz would have sympathy! She would say: "Poor schmoopie! Here. Come sit on my chaise lounge and put your feet up. I'll bring you some ginger ale."
OP, you are apparently not nearly as nice as JimmyJazz.

[Longgrain]

38. I tried this last night

It didn't work. :hi:

[progmom]

39. but I'm sick!

and not just in the head!

[Longgrain]

42. Then here's a big

:hug: you big baby.

[progmom]

55. thanks for the hug

...is there such a thing as a backhanded hug?

I'm sick! My sickness has a name! I feel validated!

[JimmyJazz]

44. Aw, poor schmoopie, come sit on my tiger/leapard/other unidentifiable

animal skin print, chaise lounge and tell me your troubles -- boo boo, scmoopie, puddin' pie....

[progmom]

45. sigh...

...it's my JimmyJazz at last.
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

46. Yeah, Yeah, just stop eating the Cheez-Its while we're snugglin'

okay? I'm getting a little tired of cleaning the crumbs from my "foundation garment" - yanumsen????

[progmom]

51. ok

how about popcorn?

[JimmyJazz]

53. sure

[Left Is Write]

47. Tonight I will post as Left Is Write and bore everyone to death.

:P

[Longgrain]

48. You'll never bore me

I've seen your picture.

[progmom]

50. oh stop that

you know we all love you!!!!!


:hug:

[SOteric]

49. 6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

:hi:

[Optimus Primestein]

52. So what you're saying is that you aren't buying this????

Or that you're only buying half??? :P

BTW: where's the dancing furry critter? I haven't seen him in quite a while...

[SOteric]

54. It's Shortbus' critter, you'll need to ask him.

[FuzzySlippers]

56. OP, why don't you call out Short Bus

if JJ is afraid to?