The Wit and Wisdom of Archie Bunker

[NightTrain]

"It don't have to make sense; it's faith! Faith is when you believe in something that nobody in his right mind would ever believe."

"Meathead, why don't you take a flying leap into the middle of Lake Polack?"

"Abel's brother got sore and killed him with a cane."

"Lemme tell ya somethin' about the Eyetalians--when ya meet an honest one, ya really got somethin'!"

"Dr. Shapiro ain't at the office. He's in the land of his people: Miami."

"Adam and Eve was happy in the garden. They didn't even know they was naked!"

"Nixon didn't lie! He forgot to tell the truth."

"Edith, I am so tired of going through life with YOUR foot in MY mouth!"

"I gotta get me a good Jew lawyer...'cause if I'm gonna sue an Ay-rab, I wanna get a guy that's fulla hate!"

"Eleanor Roosevelt discovered the coloreds in this country; we never knew they was there!"

To Sammy Davis, Jr: "I know ya couldn't help the colored part, but whatever made ya toin Jew?"

"I know the world is changing. And every time it changes, I take another kick in the butt."

[NightTrain]

1. Not one reply? Geez, you're all a buncha meatheads!

;)

[Melynn]

2. Here's a reply

And a question. If Archie Bunker was alive today, would he be a Freeper? I say......yes.

[bearfan454]

3. Yes.

He would.