'Doris Day' film proves a rude shock to churchgoing couple

[underpants]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/afplifestylebritain

LONDON (AFP) - It was when a topless woman appeared on screen speaking Italian that devout Christians Alan and Anne Leigh-Browne realised the Doris Day film they had bought might have been wrongly packaged.


The elderly couple urged the supermarket where they bought the DVD purporting to be "The Pajama Game", the 1957 romantic comedy starring the wholesome US actress, to investigate what went wrong.


"Our biggest concern with the whole episode was that small children could easily have bought the film and been exposed to its content," Alan Leigh-Brown, 67, said on Thursday.

Settling down to watch it, the Leigh-Brownes found themselves instead faced with a raunchy sex title called "Tettore che Passione", or Breasts of Passion.

[Ian David]

2. Oh, these poor people...

"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.

"The film became progressively more graphic, there was no plot to it, it was just sex."

[Misunderestimator]

5. They watched it to the end.... OMG, I can hardly get through 10 minutes

of porn... That's hilarious.

[underpants]

6. Uh-huh I notice they still haven't returned it

;-)

A spokesman for the supermarket urged the couple to return the DVD so the matter could be investigated.

[rooboy]

3. Yeah, pal. Small children buy Doris Day films all the time. n/t

[rocktivity]

4. Feces happens

Sometime it's the printer's fault. Or the tapes are duplicated without being properly erased. But The Pajama Game is far from wholesome--there are implications of pre-marital sex and talk of obscene phone calls and "bedroom problems." And they watched the film to the end? Who are these devout Christians trying to kid?

:headbang:
rocknation

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I dunno why they're so upset.

Whenever I think of Doris Day, the first thing that pops into my mind is "Breasts of Passion."

[underpants]

8. HEY! that's not funny

oh hold it...yeah it is :bounce:

[Goddess Nephthis]

9. My ex-husband...

Called mine "The Breasts of Death" because I would press them to his face until he fought for air. ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. We've all been there.

Well, I don't mean *yours* -- you know what I mean. ;)

[SarahB]

10. Maybe they learned something.

:shrug:

[demnan]

12. Well if they didn't get what they thought they bought

the store should investigate the problem. I think that couple got a little more than they bargained for. Hopefully it helped their sex life. :D

[bobbobbins]

13. One time here at work...

my boss(who is female), was letting people borrow a DVD of hers, Sleepers, and when one of the employees(who is also female) finished watching it, and passed it on to me, it was no longer Sleepers, it was porno. I had to explain it to my boss, was quite an embarrassing situation for the woman. I laughed my ass off...and burned a copy of the dvd, it was a 6 hour one!

[TreasonousBastard]

14. That was doris Day...

before she became a virgin.

[Bluebear]

15. .

.

[WoodrowFan]

16. We did that to my inlaws once

set the VCR on Cinemax to tape "Backdraft". Left the tape running and went to bed. Went up to visit the inlaws and gave them the tape. Came back a couple hours later and they were happily watching the movie that had aired right after "Backdraft", some Friday night Cinimax skin flick. OOPS>

[emad]

17. Sex movie mix-up shocks couple

Sex movie mix-up shocks couple


A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead.

Alan and Anne Leigh-Browne, from Wellington, Somerset, had been expecting to enjoy The Pajama Game.

Instead they were confronted by Italian sex film - Tettore che Passione, which translates as Breasts of Passion.

"Some topless young women appeared and started talking in Italian... it's not what you expect from a Doris Day film," Mr Leigh-Browne said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm

[tsakshaug]

18. yeah sure

"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches," Mr Leigh-Browne said.

"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.

almost couldn't be shocked enough to turn it off

[Reverend_Smitty]

LAMO!!

"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.

almost couldn't be shocked enough to turn it off"

Riiiiiight, they didn't turn it off until the end because they were shocked...thats what the kids are calling it these days.

[On the Road]

19. That's Great

I bought an audio tape once (John McLaughlin, Birds of Fire) that turned to have some traditional jazz compliation on it -- Louis Armstrong, etc. I guess this stuff happens.

[movie_girl99]

20. yeah well i'll bet they watched it

and then he had a wank while she watched.

[Liberal In Texas]

21. Some kids might have seen some BREASTS! OH NO!

Better to sit them down in front of the TV and watch some good old VIOLENCE!

[onehandle]

25. Breasts on TV have been no big deal in Britain in the past.

Not sure if the "Janet factor" has affected this in any way.

I remember as a teen seeing breasts in several Monty Python skits on our local PBS station. Now that PBS has gone right-wing, I'm sure they won't make that "mistake" again.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

22. These things happen

I once ordered a classical CD from BMG Music Service, and instead of The Songs of Samuel Barber inside the jewel box thus labeled, I found José Feliciano's Greatest Hits.

[msanthrope]

23. Que Sera, Sera.....n/t

[Floogeldy]

24. I didn't know Doris Day ever appeared topless

[bloodyjack]

26. Elderly couple so shocked by porno they sit through the whole thing

Sex movie mix-up shocks couple

The couple were hoping to watch Doris Day in The Pajama Game
A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead.

Alan and Anne Leigh-Browne, from Wellington, Somerset, had been expecting to enjoy The Pajama Game.

Instead they were confronted by Italian sex film - Tettore che Passione, which translates as Breasts of Passion.

...

"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm

[freethought]

SHOCKED! SHOCKED WE WERE!

We were so shocked in fact we sat throught the wholed thing! Twice.
(They were probably thinking "Hey, we never tried that!")

[still_one]

27. yeah, right

[chelsea0011]

28. porn will do that to you

[Liberal Veteran]

29. I watched "Debbie Does Dallas" 10 times and I still say it's sinful!

:D

[edbermac]

54. Sinful? It was just plain awful...

The film was badly photographed, confusingly edited, poorly scored, and featured some of the most atrocious acting I have ever seen...

:evilgrin:

[Goddess Nephthis]

30. "Breasts of Death"...

Is what my ex-husband called mine. I used to press them to his face until he fought for air! ;)

[Beer Snob-50]

32. Yours?????

just curious.

[Goddess Nephthis]

33. Yes.

Bought and paid for by my ex, now enjoyed by my partner Jogabeth. ;)

[Beer Snob-50]

34. Fantastic!!!

:loveya:

[bloodyjack]

35. Um, aren't there other more appropriate sites

where you could post pictures of your tits

this really isn't the place

[Goddess Nephthis]

36. I am sure there are...

don't mean to offend. You want them off?

[bloodyjack]

39. Yeah, if you don't mind.

Unless you want this sort of thing on a forum that's accessible to the public

I mean, not that there's anything WRONG with whoring for attention on the internet...everyone does it now and then

[Blue-Jay]

37. No, there aren't.

[Goddess Nephthis]

38. Gone!

And don't you guys ask for them in PM's either! ;)

[bloodyjack]

40. Thanks.

[Beer Snob-50]

41. I am really saddened right now!!!

Oh well!!! LOL

[Goddess Nephthis]

Well...

who would have imagined that one of the people who viewed that tape and was so shocked was a member here? Ironic, no? ;)


Just kidding! :spank:

[bloodyjack]

Ha

Knew it

[progressoid]

31. He he he -

One of two outcomes for the evening:

1. A lot of frantic bible study that night.
2. A lot of frantic...ummmm...you know.

[Hardrada]

42. We had a mixup on our local access cable channel.

They were supposed to be showing a rodeo but instead someone put in a video showing someone performing an act of oral sex!!

[progressoid]

1. Yeah, I like that they HAD to watch it to the end!!

I awoke once to see "Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer" on TV. I immediately shut it off. I didn't want to see it, so I turned it off. Simple.

[yellowcanine]

51. Look at how low that woman's neck line is! Why I can practically see

her nipples! In fact I can see the right one but not the left one. Wait! I see that one also. Tsk. Tsk. And her dress is so short I can see her panties! This country just doesn't have any morals anymore that a woman can walk around like that!

[yellowcanine]

52. To be fair, if they didn't watch all of it they would miss the climax. No

one likes to start a story and not know how it ends, right? Heh.

[Solon]

43. Seriously, if ended up getting a porno by accident...

on DVD, like these guys did, would you report it? Me, if the movie is good, I would keep it and I wouldn't tell anyone where I got it from. ;) If bad, I would exchange it for something else, and keep it quiet. Why open yourself to ridicule?

[demnan]

44. But why be ashamed?

If it wasn't what they ordered, they should complain. And they're probably old farts happy in their lives who don't give an FF what people think.

[Zuni]

45. It is hard to go wrong with a movie called Breasts of Passion

thats what the film in question was called

[Fridays Child]

49. You should see the sequel...

"Testicles of Corruption." It really fleshes out the whole story.

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

46. If it's good, it joins the others in our

modest porn collection on the top shelf of the master bedroom closet.

Then we attempt to buy the movie we thought we were getting in the first place.

If it's bad, it joins the others in our modest porn collection on the top shelf of the master bedroom closet...

Just kidding. If it's bad, we take it back, chuckling.

But we'd probably check out most of it first, just in case there are good parts.

Yeah, we're pervs, whatever.

[ContraBass Black]

47. Bwa ha ha.

"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

Riiiiiiight. ;-)

[Fridays Child]

48. "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end...

...because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

LOL! This line makes the whole story sound like something from Betty Bowers and the folks at Landover Baptist Church.

[TXlib]

50. "we watched it until the end"

"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.

... And we were so shocked and morally outraged we had to watch it 3 more times, just to make sure!

[elperromagico]

53. I had the same problem when I rented the British film "Black Orpheus"

and instead found myself watching "Black Orifice."