What are your favorite parting cracks?

[StopTheMorans]

I often employ "smell ya later" or "don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya". How bout you?

[Ian David]

1. I like the last thing I said to my ex-boss

She said, "I really do wish you all the best."

I responded with, "That's a very nice thing to say."

Too subtle?

on edit:
What I should have said was, "I hope you get what you deserve, too."

[StopTheMorans]

3. definitely too subtle. how about "your lack of sincerity sickens me, and

i wish you nothing but the worst". :shrug:

[Aiptasia]

2. I hope you take a knife in the throat

[StopTheMorans]

4. nice! eat shit and die...

:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

5. Have a fun, herpes-filled day!

[Lavender Brown]

6. "See you later, alligator!" "After a while, crocodile!"

I'm so mean.

[StopTheMorans]

14. you vile, heartless person!

[Nye Bevan]

7. I like Bill Murray's line in "Groundhog Day"....

"I'd love to stay and chat......but I'm not going to".

[DelawareValleyDem]

8. Don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven

'cause it hasn't

Old Bugs Bunny line

[jswordy]

9. My favorite parting cracks?

W-e-l-l...

((((NO... NO.... MUST RESIST URGE TO BE SMARTASS HERE)))))

...but it is sooo tempting..."parting cracks" just BEGS for a bad pun, at minimum...

((((NO! MUST RESIST SATAN!))))

Heheheheheh...

[jswordy]

10. "If you need me, I'll call you."

[underpants]

11. A more "Fahsionable" one

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[WildClarySage]

12. "See ya later!" "Not if I see you first."

[SarahB]

huh huh huh....

He said "cracks".



(Yes, I'm extremely juvenile today. Blah, blah, blah!!!) :7

[WMliberal]

13. "I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx. Friggin brilliant.

[StopTheMorans]

15. that's incredible! i'll have to remember that for my company party this

weekend :evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

16. Best parting crack ever:

the miraculous cleft in the Red Sea that allowed the fleeing Hebrew slaves to escape from the Pharaoh's armies.

[StopTheMorans]

17. brilliant!

:thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. When I volunteer

(read play) with the little ones at my daughter's school, when I am leaving, I always say...see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Juvenile, I know, but they love it.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. The one you can see on my ass, as I walk away from this idiotic thread.

[StopTheMorans]

20. *squints* I can't see anything?

:shrug: