Why do you love Rush Limbaugh?

[JackDragna]

Poll question: Why do you love Rush Limbaugh?

Rush Limbaugh, pundit, saint, pill-popper and all-around nice fellow, has been viciously smeared by the liberal media. It's time for the world to let Rush know just how and why we love him so much. Please vote in this poll. The results will be emailed to Rush, who will gladly read them after popping a few Percocets.

[LearnedHand]

1. Yup,

a REAL model of tolerance.

[mykpart]

2. For me, it would be

his tiny little penis!

[HEyHEY]

3. I love him cause

Without him...Franken wouldn't have written that funny book

[Swede]

4. The man sticks to his story

like shit sticks to a blanket

[ReadTomPaine]

5. It's the anal cyst we all love, really. That cyst is a Democrat...

Anything that big of a pain in the ass to Rush has to lean towards the left side of the aisle! ;)

[blondeatlast]

7. Bwahahahahahahahaha! ROFLMAO! We aren't just the party

of the ass, we're the party of the PAIN in the ass!

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I like Him Most Because He Is Outta' My Face!

My Radios are rusting unused hulks, because I quit listening when Rush and Paul Harvey Took Over! The only reason I haven't thrown the radios in the trash allready is because, once in a while there is a decent ballgame on the radio and not being carried on TV! Maybe I could sell the radios to some Rabid Freeper at the flea market! I'm thinking Boat Anchor!

I say put dAnn 'The Jock' Coaltar on ESPN next week! Rush could have never shown his real ASS on tv if ESPN hadn't been sucked in by his line of thinking too! They must have agreed with Rush to have liked him enough to hire him, instead someone who knew about football! In Short, don't be so quick to forgive ESPN! ESPN laid their cards on the table when they hired Rush 'To Judgement' Lamenuts, IMHO!