Limericks

[SiobhanClancy]

A day without plenty of beer
To some people seems like a year
But just never fear
If you stay around here
You can drink till you fall on your ear!

For others the choice might be wine
Consumed in some circles quite fine
By chance or design
Or just when you dine
But don't touch that glass...it's mine!

Now Becky's a girl that likes gin
Regarded by some as a sin
Both she and her kin
At noon they begin
And at night start all over again!

[mykpart]

1. Anybody who rhymes gin and sin

with "again" must be from Texas! (Like me!)

[gully]

2. Well personally, I like champagne

I think it's the looong campaign
but, when 'daylight' appears
I hope the Bush years
are over cause they've sure been a pain!

next...

[mykpart]

3. I saw Arnold's "swarzen" today

His pubic in disarray
And tho' it is big,
He is such a pig
That no woman wants him to lay!

(sorry, it's really late.)

[lynndew2]

4. There once was a Nun from siberia

she had a very sexy interior
she tripped on a stump
got f@acked by a monk
Now shes mother superior

[mykpart]

5. Oldie but goody:

There was a young lady from Thrace
Whose corsets grew too tight to lace.
Her mother said, "Nelly,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in thru your face!"

[Duncan Grant]

6. Cheesy tribute to Siobhan

There once was a maiden named Clancy
That every DUer did fancy
She started this thread
(It filled me with dread)
So I thought I would give it a chance-y. ;)

[Swede]

7. There once was a President named George

Who needed some WMD proof to disgorge
He said with a smirk
Karl's lies always work
No smoking gun? That's ok,we'll forge.

[FireHeart]

8. Another oldie...

There once was a lady named Bright
Who could travel faster than light
She left one day (in a relative way)
and returned on the previous night.

:evilgrin:

[Dookus]

9. hrmm...

A Botox-ed Teutonic named Roy
Thought tigers were meant to enjoy
By folks on the Strip
'Til one got a grip
On his throat and tossed Roy like a toy.

An orally flatulent Rush
Told his maid to keep it hush-hush
'Bout the drugs he'd acquire
But then the Enquirer
Revealed what made his brain mush

[Dookus]

10. whee... this is fun

A cross man fell into the fire
When he spoke of a CIA hire
He was told it by Libby
You can sure bet your bippy
That Novak will have to retire

[Mikimouse]

11. There once was a young man named Rush

who had a big boil on his tush
"I can't go and fight,
my butts got a blight!"
and avoided the draft with a 'whoosh'

(not quite awake yet-it IS Saturday, is it not?)

[The Lone Liberal]

12. Is it permissible to do one of the “Nantucket” limericks?

Along with how to “dress right, dress” the US Army taught me a bunch of those limericks.

[Dookus]

17. hrmmm...

does "dress right" mean what I think it means? And they teach that in the ARMY?

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. The once was an evil DUer named Siobhan Clancy,

Whose political beliefs were plain and not fancy.
From the People's Republic of Cambridge she hailed
And for anti-warprotests was not jailed,
Though she thought George W. Bush was a nancy.

[SiobhanClancy]

16. LOL..very clever

These are all very clever,except mine,which I wrote years ago when I was a teenager and thought I was very cool:)

[The Lone Liberal]

14. My lame attempt at a limerick.

Absent WMDs Bush and Rove were frantic
So they released a poem Bush penned romantic

When it read it was stupid not awesome
So Bush called Rove "turd blossom"

[scarlet_owl]

15. Here's one I found in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed a great deal of paint,
you should have seen the spectrum,
that flowed from his rectum,
with a colorful lack of restraint.