President Bush pens a poem

[IndianaGreen]

As her husband watched quietly, she recited it.

"Roses are red/Violets are blue/Oh my, lump in the bed/How I've missed you."

Bush sometimes refers to his wife as a lump in the bed.

Mrs. Bush went on:

"Roses are redder/Bluer am I/Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy."

And then the finale:

"The dogs and the cat, they missed you too/Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe/The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier/Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier."

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/03/bush.poem.ap/index.html

[Don_G]

1. And Here I Thought

The "Cat In The Hat" gave him the CIA assessment of WMD's along with "Green Eggs And Ham."

Per Sam-I-Am of the Secret Service.

[Norbert]

2. Isn't it romantic.

Laura is his lump.

And he is tits on a boar.

[opihimoimoi]

3. Confirmation of a weak mind. Prolly about 35.08 IQ

oh well. :shrug:

[IndianaGreen]

4. A poem more suited coming from a child than a 50-year old man

Anyhoo, that's the great lyricist in the White House.

[Braden]

5. Roses are Red

Violets are Blue
Karl Says until my stay in the White House is over
I have to pretend to love you.

[peekaloo]

6. Pickles responds:

Uppers are red
Downers are blue
I swallow the blue ones
When sleeping with you.

:evilgrin:

[Loyal]

7. What a fucking idiot.

I don't think there's any other way to put it.

[heidiho]

8. Here's The Actual Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a fucking moron
And you don't have a clue

[ronzo]

9. yes! or perhaps...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a fucking moron
This doesn't even rhyme

[jono]

10. Link to another article

provided courtesy of GabysPoppy:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/story/123509p-110910c.html

[Cheswick2.0]

11. Laura to *

Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
I hate you so much
I have to get "mellow"