Guys. What's the stupidest thing you ever did to impress a woman?

[Longgrain]

Seems like I've done a lot if stupid things in my life to impress or try to get a woman's attention. The basic rule: be yourself, always flies right over my head.

I ask because I was reminded last night of an incident when I was fourteen. I tried to impress a girl who admired my art by drawings a picture of her in the nude (From the imagination, tho I wished from life). I gave it to her to keep and she took it nicely, but two days later I was called to guidance councilor office. As soon as I entered there was my drawing on the guidance councilors desk. I was greeted with the words, "Peter, some of your fellow students are concerned about you..."

Kind of put a damper on my first big relationship...

:(

[alexisfree]

1. my boyfriend ..show me

the pictures of he's previous girlfriends....:nuke:

[sundog]

2. bought all The Cure albums

so she wouldn't have to... here, I'll make you a copy :eyes:

[alexisfree]

4. lol

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. *trys not to giggle*

Oh I'm sorry, but thats funny!


"some of your fellow students are concerned about you..."


My god.. EVERYBODY RUN! He's going to sketch you in the nude!

I'm sorry to tease, but I kid because I love. :hug:

[Longgrain]

9. I luv you too Rev.

Just don't cross my path while I have a pencil in my hand. :hug:

[madison2000]

5. my brother was dating a very innocent girl in high school

and for valentines day he bought her something sexy he'd like to see her in... that was pretty much the end of that relationship!

[trof]

6. Shaved my mustache.

It was a pretty crappy looking mustache anyway.
Back in the 60s, just before they became part of the whole hippy/drug-culture thing. Just something I'd wanted to try.

It was a blind date at a friend's house. She was a knockout.
She asked me if I'd grown it because of a disfigurement or something.
A while later I slipped into the bathroom and shaved it.

p.s. I still didn't get laid.

[Taxloss]

22. LOL!

"She asked me if I'd grown it because of a disfigurement or something" - this is comedy gold. I'm truly sorry you didn't get laid, but comedy was served.

[MrScorpio]

7. I invited a girl to my room to look at my etchings and drink a wine cooler

And neglected to jump her bones.

I didn't feel a whole lot of desire from her, so I said WTF.

No more of that shit later in life. From then on I took a more direct route and never looked back.

Now I am the mack daddy that you all know me as today.

[Aristus]

8. Chopped cordwood for her heating stove.

Nearly gave myself a hernia!

She made it up to me, though! :evilgrin:

[7th_Sephiroth]

10. got a major haircut for one girl

went to a humiliating play, got into a fight with an ex, and had to spend a day with one's current husband

[Longgrain]

21. Impressing a girl is about the only way

I'd get my hair cut these days.

[TlalocW]

11. I don't know about stupidest but most painful

Was probably when I was 12. I tried to do a "one-and-a-half" (one flip into a dive) off the public pool's high dive to impress a girl and instead did a one-and-a-quarter. I belly-flopped so hard that I sat the surface of the water on fire.

I actually held in the crying until I got to the boy's bathroom/shower where I got in the corner of one shower and rolled into a fetal position for 10 minutes or so, sobbing gently.

TlalocW

[hunter]

12. Mushrooms.

She would probably put this on the "stupidest thing she ever did to impress a man" list.

In my defense, it was her mushrooms, and her apartment.

It didn't turn out badly, but the experience certainly didn't bring us closer together like she was hoping it would.

Okay. I better shut up now.

[bobbobbins]

13. put on a tux and met her at her place...

then took her to what i thought was a fancy restaurant, it wasn't...we were horribly over dressed, quite embarrassing

[Kablooie]

14. Did a cock flopping dance in front of her.

[RockStar]

15. I once had these crazy bitches name

Denise, Michelle, Barbara, and Millie

Denise was a psycho bitch wanting to speed and she wanted to fight all the time...What the hell she was wacko. Then she had a thing for cluck and bell...I can only take so much chicken. Dropped that girl

Michelle she owned a Auto Garage she was ok would fix my car anytime I like but she only likes to eat at the crazy hole in the wall bar thats clear across town.

Barbara was a cop she was ok but she was divorced with 4 kids

Millie was cool met her in a casino however she was into spanikings and leather, always wanting me to put on that rubber suit. Psycho

[alexisfree]

16. hahahahhahahah

what a psycho!!!

[nini]

18. be prepared to be flamed

bitch isn't a good word to use around here.

[guitar man]

17. Married her

:(


OK, I keed, I keed! :evilgrin:

[Taxloss]

19. While stinking drunk, literally chase her around a room, explaining why

she should ditch her boyfriend and sleep with me. I was wearing most of a tuxedo at the time.

That was close to 6 years ago, and the lady in question will shortly be my wife. So stupid can be clever in the long run.

[gizmo1979]

20. Jumped in Lake Michigan in early March.

I was very very young,and my nickname was wildman,a very tough image to uphold.She just thought I was crazy!

[kwassa]

23. Bodysurfing in big surf

I decided to show how manly I was by going bodysurfing in really big surf on a California beach.

The wave humbled me. It picked me up about ten feet, the water underneath me was completely sucked away by the undertow, and I dropped straight down onto bare sand, wave on top of me. My reactions were quick enough that I got my elbows underneath me, but the impact almost knocked my shoulders out of joint, aside from almost drowning me. I crawled out of that ocean in serious pain.

I am a fairly experienced ocean swimmer, too. I was humilated. The two girls I was trying to impress didn't seem to even notice, however.

On the other side of the ledger, I also drew pictures of my high school girlfriend in the nude. She posed for me, though.