Funniest thing all day! Bin Laden is either DEAD or ALIVE!

[MonkeyFunk]

Thank God for CNN.

[WindRavenX]

1. oh, geez...

....that's really, really bad.

[tuvor]

2. This is bound for the Daily Show.

I'm saving this picture.

Although, come to think of it, "dead or alive"...isn't that what bush promised?

ON EDIT: Welcome, MonkeyFunk! :hi:

[nytemare]

3. So, that means, if he is dead or alive...

as the experts say, then he is still wanted!!

[MonkeyFunk]

4. I suppose it's a new trend in journalism.

They can't possibly be accused of not presenting actual facts. Maybe if Schroedinger was a reporter, Osama would both be dead AND alive.


(and thanks. :hi: )

[miss_kitty]

13. but you wouldn't know one of either

his exact location, or the speed at which he was traveling

[Squeech]

28. Yeah, but

right now we don't know either.

And shouldn't that be cited to Heisenberg rather than Schroedinger?

[nutsnberries]

14. maybe

Schroedinger IS a reporter.

hi MonkeyFunk. I used to be a monkey once too! :hi:

[alittlelark]

5. Are you sure that shot is for real....?

I mean OMG - how stupid are these people.

[MonkeyFunk]

7. It doesn't look Photoshopped to me.

but I've been wrong before.

[alittlelark]

8. I doesn't to me either.... but how can something sooooooooooooooo

ooooo lame get on TV (OK, stupid question)?

[electricmonk]

25. I think it's real

After all this is the network that said that the space shuttle flies 18 times the speed of light.

[baldguy]

6. Does Werner Heisenberg work for CNN?

[DemBones DemBones]

10. Nah, Heisenberg's dead, and that's a certainty,

principled or not.

[pinto]

9. Love that insightful comment line from CNN. Now it's all clear.

:silly: :silly:
:silly:

:silly:

[Arkana]

11. "Paging Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart, pick up the white courtesy phone."

[Elidor]

12. This is going to be my sigline, by god

Thanks!

[allalone]

15. aren't we all

wow cnn, this is the kind of hardhitting investigative reporting this country needs.

[Skinner]

16. Too funny.

Could we get a little more info about this picture? Did you take it yourself, or did someone else forward it to you? Did anyone else here see this on CNN?

[MonkeyFunk]

21. Here's the scoop on the pic, Skinner.

http://www.bigbrainboy.com/blog/bigbrainboy/the_sad_sad_face_of_modern_journalism

It was on a blog/newsletter that I happened by yesterday. I wish I had taken it. The entry date is 1/26/04, but the CNN graphics look "older" to me somehow. :shrug:

-Monk-

[kmla]

26. This actually is kinda old.

I remember sending it to Peter Werbe back when he was still on ieAmerica radio, probably around March or April 2003. (After research - 2/25/2003).

But it still lends itself to be used as a barometer of how inane CNN has become in the last 6-8 years.

[LynneSin]

17. Damn those experts are good. Some people say that CNN has the best...

...that's what the experts on Fox say!

[WoodrowFan]

18. and they said Rummy's new Intell Unit

and they said Rummy's new Pentagon Intell Unit wouldn't pay off! HAH! To the Naysayers I say HA! :eyes:

[katinmn]

19. more evidence that CNN just slaps any old thing up on the tube

and says it's news.

[leftofthedial]

20. just the way the little bushturd said he wanted him

they have an expression in Texas . . .

[Maestro]

22. Please tell me this is photoshopped.

People are not this stupid. Please oh please. Hey, did you know that I am either male or female?

[BurtWorm]

23. That's kind of like "Nation Split on whether Bush is a Uniter or Divider"

:eyes:

[Zuni]

24. Gee, Porter Goss is really doing a swell job in intel, isn't he?

I mean we never had info of this quality under Clinton appointees

[asthmaticeog]

27. *snort* -- Schroedinger's Terrorist? n/t

[AllyCat]

29. Well at least he's not the undead...

Bin Laden as a vampire would just be brutal...hey, does Bush hate garlic? That might actually work out okay...