Bouncy Ball is blaming her poor innocent puppy!

[Zomby Woof]

But we know better... oldest dodge in the book! :evilgrin:

[NYC]

1. The puppy ate her homework?

[Zomby Woof]

2. Nope!

Well, maybe... now that you put it that way... :think:

[GOPisEvil]

3. She who smelt it, dealt it.

:P

[fluffernutter]

4. lol, my sentiments exactly!

[Zomby Woof]

5. And her poor kitten!

If my cat had opposable thumbs, I would train him to scoop, but does he? Noooo! :o

[Bouncy Ball]

7. My cat is a lazy-ass bastard.

I took the idea from someone on here and laid a sock across her body one day when I left for work. When I came home, SHE WAS IN THE SAME SPOT WITH THE SOCK STILL THERE.

She does NOTHING around here.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Oh here's the last cat we had who served any useful purpose.

He passed away a year ago, but as you can see, he used to hold the kid down when we needed to get stuff done.

[Zomby Woof]

14. WOW!

That cat was...huge!

Poor kitty. :-(

[Bouncy Ball]

17. Kidney failure. He was quite elderly. He had a good end.

He thought he owned the kid.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. HEY!!!

It really is the dog!!! My daughter came in here, gagged, and ran out, asking me "WHAT DID YOU FEED HER?"

Just some biscuits. And kibble.

Seriously. There's something wrong with her.

[yellowdogintexas]

8. dog farts are the worst

which is why I don't have a dog reason #10

[Zomby Woof]

10. I am betting on the kibble

Just for name alone. "This kibble makes me fart too much! I need some more biscuits!"

See? Totally plausible!

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Here's the stinky thing

see that guilty look? I told you!



Sorry, giant pic. I don't know how to resize.

[Zomby Woof]

12. Haha! Guilty!

Although a case could be made that Santa farted too. He thinks the big red suit will hide the smell, but one too many spiked eggnogs, and PHEW!

[Bouncy Ball]

15. And lemme tell ya

that Santa was a bitch. He was the grumpiest damn Santa I've ever seen.

I never saw him smile ONCE. Course I guess if I was a PETCO Santa, I wouldn't be too happy either. His pants legs had stains on them. And he had just gotten done with a very nervous Chihuahua who didn't like the flash on the camera ONE BIT.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Is that the little Bouncy?

She's so cute!

[Bouncy Ball]

16. That's her, but that's an old picture. Thank you.

Here's a more recent one. She decided to do away with most of her hair.

She and Mr. Bouncy with red eyes. I'm a crappy photographer.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Jeez...can they show some excitement or something?

Oh yeah...bring your friends to the party! I'm sure there will be a ton of food!

[Bouncy Ball]

19. Eh?

They were watching TV.

And yeah, I will! They need some new Austin friends, anyway.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Cool!

Yay! :bounce: