I'm 5'7" and freakishly strong. See for yourself.

[Bouncy Ball]

I don't normally like to post pictures of myself, but this one came out pretty good.

Hey GOPisEvil, looking forward to bench pressing you in a couple of weeks.

[progmom]

1. Oh. My.

That's really just not attractive.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Wha? What do you mean by that?

I paid a lot of money for that tan, lady.

And I'M CUT.

[progmom]

8. How did you get only your body tan?

Your face looks so pasty.

And did you sit on a tack or something? You look massively uncomfortable. Not to mention just...massive.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. That's my makeup.

And I'm doing my "sexy sit" can't you tell?

[MuseRider]

3. Damnit Bouncy!

I was getting ready to sleep. This one will haunt me. Ewwwwwwww.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. I'M RIPPED.

[Bouncy Ball]

9. At least I didn't post a photo of my best friend.

Oops, I just did.

[Spinzonner]

5. Now I know

what a male-female chimera would look like

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. My, you're so feminine.

[RoeBear]

7. I am so aroused

nope, nevermind that was nausea that i was feeling.
:puke:

[fluffernutter]

10. um, nice hair. and pecs.

please don't hurt me.

[babylonsister]

11. Ewwwww in so many ways.

Granted, I'm - ahem - a bit older, a bit (no, let's just say a lot) less buffed, but dammit, I'm in my pajammies, slippers, at home, and I feel fine!
And BB, if that's you, I'd be thoroughly disappointed for some reason. Does that make me shallow?

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Ok, ok

I actually look like this:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. *snarf*

[fluffernutter]

21. her hand is sooo long.

i have never seen anything like it.

[barb162]

33. and until you mentioned it I didn't notice her hand, just how skinny

and long her arm was. Her hand is the longest I think I have ever seen, wonder how tall she is

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. that's how she gets her knuckles to drag

[rasputin1952]

13. I am rinsing my eyes with bleach!!!!!!

:wow:...:scared:

[slutticus]

14. Is that Ann Coulter's real body?

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

16. I'm in love

You can burn me up then burn me down any ol' time! :loveya:

[Bouncy Ball]

17. I'll bench press you.

How much do you weigh?

Got a brother?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

23. 240 and not any more.

:bounce:

[Bouncy Ball]

26. 240?

Well I can bench press 900 pounds so it'll be a light workout, but come on over, big boy.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

34. Careful-- we both actually live in the same city, don't we?

900 pounds? Wuss... :evilgrin:

[drhilarius]

18. Beautiful! You won't kick my ass now, right? nt

[Bouncy Ball]

27. Um, no.

I'd have to get to know you better first.

[eyepaddle]

20. find bouncy ball a needle and thread

'cause she's RIPPED! Which way to the gun show ;)

Whoa. (say that slowly for the proper effect!)

[Bouncy Ball]

25. Glad to see someone who truly admires

the female physique!

[Maddy McCall]

45. Find Bouncy Ball some ritalin.

:-)

[Amaya]

22. Too much tanning isn't a good thing

Just sayin...

[Bouncy Ball]

24. No such thing as too much time in the cancer box, my friend.

[Taverner]

28. YUM

[sundog]

29. you look perfectly normal to me

what's the problem :shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

32. Come over here so I can give you a great big bear hug!!!

[BikeWriter]

30. ShaZZaM! I've seen brick outhouses less solid than you!

;-)

[Gemini Cat]

31. Uh, nice hair.

Uh, nice necklace too.
Uh.... gotta run now.

[Bouncy Ball]

35. Aw, come back here!!!

[Acryliccalico]

36. How do you keep from tanning your face?

Just asking :shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

37. I put a washcloth over it when I get in the tanning bed.

Easy!

[JohnKleeb]

39. That is uhh terrifying

[Elidor]

40. I'm scared of any woman whose clitoris weighs more than 1/4 pound n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

42. Ohhh....oh

tears streaming down my face......can't breathe....funniest thing I've read all day and totally unexpected.

OMG. More than 1/4 pound.

Agreed. Very scary.

[AngryAmish]

41. If you are that cut

You are weak as a kitten.

[Bouncy Ball]

43. Why?

[AngryAmish]

52. To get that cut you have to dehydrate yourself

Makes one light-headed and really saps all of your strength.

[flvegan]

58. Nah, she's cut but not that far.

Look at her face and legs. Her eyes aren't sunken in far enough. She's not contest cut, but she's gettin' there.

Like this:


Or this:

[Maddy McCall]

44. That's just freaking gross.

You jest. That's not you.

[Bouncy Ball]

49. What?

Are you insulting me? Do you need a roundhouse kick to the head?

[Maddy McCall]

50. I'm tremoring with fear.

[MisterP]

46. Starla? where's Rex Kwan Do?

[Bouncy Ball]

48. Well his name is just REX

Rex Kwon Do is what he teaches. The buddy system remember?

[MisterP]

54. fuhgeddaboudit!

[Swamp Rat]

47. Wanna see somethin' gross?

[7th_Sephiroth]

51. good luck living past 45

your heart will give out before then

[JimmyJazz]

53. I am NEVER gonna challenge you to a cage match! I swear!

No matter what you post from now on, I'm going to agree with you!

[Butterflies]

55. Do the steroids make you violent?

Or amorous? Do you chase men around the gym?

[jswordy]

56. Why not just go ahead and have the sex change?

Yopu KNOW you want to be a girl...go for it!

ROFLMFAO!

[Left Is Write]

57. Uh huh. Yep, yep. Care to explain to me, then, why you're afraid of this?

Because clearly, what you have pictured there could squish what I have pictured here without breaking a sweat.