As seen in another thread, how does one go about making a citizen's arrest

[DS1]

Do you like, sit on the perp until the local flatfoot comes along?

[MikeG]

1. Get a taser.

[matcom]

2. well......

i usually pull my pink, furry handcuffs out of my *ahem* back pocket and *slap* them on my "PERP"

then we wrestle and (sometimes) fall into a pool of lime green Jello.

but that is just me

[DS1]

3. GIS for jello

[matcom]

4. ACK!!

no popcorn for ME tonight! x(

[DS1]

5. Your microwave thanks you

and yell over to your neighbor that I said "sup?" :D

[matcom]

6. i think you just posted a pic OF my neighbor!

:scared:

[DS1]

7. Tell her the dental floss is making her ass swell...

and I don't mean in the "Gee, that's swell" sense

[matcom]

9. brb

am suddenly craving cottage cheese (with pineapple chuncks)

[DS1]

8. Answer the question goddammit!

:grr: :D

[SOteric]

10. Duct Tape.

"Un"-arresting is another matter entirely, and depending upon the level to which your perp can be described as hirsuit, could be amusing to watch.