I Want To Become A Celebrity - Suggestions?

[matcom]

i'm all ears

[DelawareValleyDem]

1. Well, that's a good start

Now you need a catchy name that describes that quality

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. now THATS a funny post!!!!!!!!!!

Actually --- if you WERE all ears you'd already be a celebrity At least on the carnival circuit

[Richardo]

2. Get a lot of money and become famous

I'm a little fuzzy on the details.

[AlCzervik]

3. any famous reletives you could embrass?

look at those Hilton girls.

[matcom]

4. *sigh* nobody to "embrass"

:D

[AlCzervik]

12. OK, i have an idea, you kind of look like Jonathan Frakes if i remember

right? How about getting yourself a gig as a Jonathon Frakes impersonator and then do something really embarrassing at a Star Trek convention.

[DS1]

5. American Idol - longetivity not guarateed

[matcom]

7. SHE BANG!!!

:bounce:

[McKenzie]

6. speak in monosyllabic grunts

it worked for a guy who had a narcisstic fixation with oil and muscles...

[LiberallyInclined]

8. well, Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth...

are both names that people remember!

why not study up on how they gained their celebrity...?

[matcom]

9. ooooooooooooo that would be a 2 for 1!!!

:7

[chelsea0011]

10. Bleach hair blond, breast implants, botox, home made pron movie

no wait a minute........that's been done before. Learn to throw 95 MPH from the left side.

[redqueen]

11. Nothing I could suggest

would not get this thread locked.

I guess if you have a talent, then do something with that. :)

[jeff30997]

13. Go to Fox News and show them your butt.

For them it's braking news material.After that CNN will pick up the story and with the snowball effect you soon will have several offers from publishing companies to write a book and make a bundle.

[Zomby Woof]

14. Star in a local play

Worked for me!

[matcom]

15. IT'S A MAJOR AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

yeah, but unlike YOU, i don't want to develop a heroine habbit, find myself in bed nekkid with David Hasslehoff, drinking a Mai Tai.

i have my dignity you know

[Zomby Woof]

25. If the Mai Tai is really good

It's worth it!

[dr.strangelove]

16. Murder someone

It used to be only an NFL star could get famous by killing someone. No, Scott Peterson proved that wrong. So get married (if you are not already), have an affair, kill your pregnant spouse (or if the spouse is a man, just kill him, but do something nasty to him (a Bobbit type mutilation) to get the media interested) then wait for the press to show up.

That or you can marry one of the Olsen twins.

[matcom]

17. could i marry BOTH?

wouldn't THAT be more sensational?

i mean, 2 REALLY make 1 right? :shrug:

[dr.strangelove]

24. matcom - you are a FUCKING GENIUS!

If you married both Olsen Twins, you would knock Paris Hilton and Britney Spears off the gossip pages forever. They hang out at Bungalow 8 in NYC. Good luck, and let us know if you are successful. Actually, don't worry, we will all hear about it.

[Taverner]

26. But you have to murder a pretty white girl

If you murder a minority you will end up just being a statistic...

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Kill somebody famous. Then you'll become even more famous.

More people today know of Tex Watson and Susan Atkins than Sharon Tate. To say nothing of Charlie.

[Mabus]

20. Can you "do" anything?

If not, here are some suggestions:

1. I think the Weekly World News is looking for a nemesis for "Bat Boy."

2. Come up with some weird ass, preferably RW, theory blaming the tusnami on Clinton. Submit a proposal to Scaife to write a book. If all goes well you'll become friends with Dick Morris and Lucianne Goldberg.

3. Date Limbaugh. It worked for Darryl Kagan.

4. Pick a professional sports team. Get a highly visible seat. Don a multi-colored wig and print, not the citation to your favorite Biblical passage, but to a verse from the Koran on a sign and hold it throughout the game.

5. Go to Chicago. Look in old semi-abandoned buildings for safes. Get a camera crew and ramble incessantly about the big surprise inside. It worked for Geraldo.

6. Join the service. Got to Iraq. Humiliate prisoners. Don't forget to take pictures to share with the international media.

I'm sure there are others. But have to go make dinner now.

[matcom]

21. actually, i "Do" ANYTHING

;)

[Mabus]

22. Well, please consider my list

BTW, if you do anything on my list can I get a piece of the action?

:hi:

[ThorsHammer]

23. Get a good publicist/PR person

Heck, if people like Ashley Simpson, Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, and these boy bands can become stars......

[MikeG]

27. Flash a boob.

[matcom]

28. but i'm out of nipple rings

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