The Bar is OPEN!!!

[MrScorpio]

Bring it on!

[slackmaster]

1. Time-zone BIGOT!

I still have over an hour before I can even THINK about leaving "work".

[MrScorpio]

8. Come back East

and we'll show you how to live!

[El Fuego]

62. Yes, it's Zone-ism!

[JimmyJazz]

2. me.....first.....please.....

eh....eh....eh.....

[MrScorpio]

10. Name your poison(s)

This should get you started

[JimmyJazz]

11. That's a start.

:7 - thank you sir, might I have another???

[MrScorpio]

17. Have some mo'

[iconoclastic cat]

70. Do you have a song request? The cover band sub-thread is ready!

[Left Is Write]

3. Oh, good. I'd like a beer - any recommendations?

Something dark, with a lot of flavor.

[MrScorpio]

12. Try this puppy

[Left Is Write]

43. Mmmmm. That was good. I ate the pretzels too.

[StopTheMorans]

4. I'll have an MD 20/20 on the rocks, hold the rocks

[MrScorpio]

14. The wino's finest

Sorry, no paper bag

[StopTheMorans]

15. damn, that was quick! thanks! you even got my favorite flavor, peaches

n' cream :yourock:

[jeff30997]

5. Woohooo !

:beer: :toast: :toast: :beer::

[Chicago Democrat]

6. Please a double dilauded with a morphine chaser and two

qualludes and a bottle of vodka please

[MrScorpio]

16. Meet the Doc

While he fills your prescription, drink this up:

[bahrbearian]

7. Chocolate Martini.

[MrScorpio]

19. The chocoholics delight

[bahrbearian]

23. Where's the onions and olives? That looks stired not shaken.

I'm not going to complain though, Thank you very much.

[WestHoustonDem]

9. How about a frozen margarita? With salt, if you have it.

[MrScorpio]

20. Of course we have it

We have EVERYTHING

[WestHoustonDem]

54. Perfect! Thank you

:party: :toast: :party:

[charlyvi]

13. One strawberry daquiri, please. Oh hell--just bring a pitcher!

and some of your excellent buffalo wings. My, the best people are here tonight!

[MrScorpio]

22. There's more where this came from

The wings are on the buffett table

[charlyvi]

75. Thank you, Mr. Scorpio

Why does your juke box have nothing but Barry White tunes? heheh.

[pscot]

18. Thank Dog

My doctor says I've got to quit drinking, so I better just stick with brandy and soda. About two fingers and splash, please.

[MrScorpio]

24. Here's to your health

[BlondieK143]

21. Double shot of Grey Goose

And a pitcher of Bud Light. For starters anyway. :D

[FarLeftRage]

25. I'd like a pint of black and tan

AKA 'arf 'n' 'arf... Guinness stout & Bass ale. :)

[MrScorpio]

26. Rough RRRough

[pres2032]

27. hm, how about a mudslide and a cheese burger? please

[MrScorpio]

29. No prob

Try the house special

[pres2032]

33. ooooo, looks good, thanks!

[Doc_Technical]

28. I don't care what those guys in "Sideways" said,

I'm having several jiggers of Merlot with a couple of Darvocet
chasers!

[MrScorpio]

30. I'm going to see that flick

Sounds like my kind of movie

[fluffernutter]

31. if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving.I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

i loved that line

but i'm with you and i had some last night :thumbsup:

[fluffernutter]

32. i'll have a margarita on the rocks please

i love you on Friday nights, MrScorpio!

[MrScorpio]

35. And I love you too, Fluffy baby

Here's your drink

And a huggykins to go along with it
:hug:

[NNadir]

34. May I have a Long Island Iced Tea. It's been a rough week.

[MrScorpio]

38. Yes you may

And congrats for dealing with this long week. You deserve this.

[NNadir]

40. Thank you very much, it's delicious. I really needed that.

[nicolemrw]

36. could i have something tropical please?

with fruit, and a little umbrella, and a LOT of rum? :bounce:

[MrScorpio]

41. I hope this fits the bill

[nicolemrw]

45. oh yeah!

that fits the bill all right! :toast:

[slutticus]

37. Yo PK

I would like a pint of your finest Heffeweizen

[MrScorpio]

42. Try this on for size

And the PK wishes you well

[slutticus]

52. Ahhh....danke schön!

[alexisfree]

39. Hairy nibble ......and a Zombie! please

got company.....

[MrScorpio]

46. Hmmmm - You mean hairy NIPPLE , don't you?

And your Zombie

[alexisfree]

49. lol.......mmmmmm yes thank you....

mmmmmm.......

[mojavekid]

44. "I just gave Blood!, how bout' a pint of Guinness!"

n/t

[MrScorpio]

50. Good going

[yellowdogintexas]

47. Margarita on the rocks, extra salt with a shot of Blue Curacao

in it just for fun

[MrScorpio]

51. I hope that this will do you

[bigwillq]

48. One Heineken please

Bottle, no mug or napkin.:toast:

[MrScorpio]

53. Here you go

[bigwillq]

56. Thanks buddy!

:toast:

[iconoclastic cat]

55. Should I have a glass of wine, or something...else?

What do you recommend?

[MrScorpio]

57. Try this

I hope you like it

[iconoclastic cat]

58. Ah, yes! A nice merlot.

Thanks!

[NNadir]

60. Whataya have in the way of a real special scotch. After this drink,

I think I'll turn in. I don't want to get drunk.

[NC_Nurse]

59. Malocchio and I would like

a couple of mudslides please....

I just finished a 12 week contract! Yeah!

}(

[MrScorpio]

61. Here you go

[NC_Nurse]

67. Thanks!

We are celebrating!

[El Fuego]

63. Warsteiner please!

And start me a tab.

[Dirk39]

64. I want a REAL socialist Budweiser, not this imperialist...

AmBUSH-piss!
Dirk

[MrScorpio]

69. Uhh, I think the Czechs are capitalists now

But here you go anyways

[Dirk39]

73. O.K. O.K. as a socialist I'm only good enough for canned beer...

Budweiser is still state-owned, but after so many dirty attacks from the U.S. company, there are plans to privatize the factory, but the people fight back.
The piss that's sold in the USA as Budweiser isn't allowed in any other country to be sold as Budweiser.

Canned beer! I'm crying. Everybody else got a well arranged drink in the fitting cup. And I get a can...

Now I need 10 cans!
Dirk

[driver8]

65. I'll take a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a shot of wild turkey... n/t

[MrScorpio]

71. Yep, PBR and WT

The breakfast of champions

[iconoclastic cat]

66. IconCat's cover band sub-thread: We can play anthing!

Any requests from the audience?

[Carni]

80. "It's unfair"

By the unrelated segments (LOL)

[Carni]

68. A mojito would be really great/thanks!

They're a pain in the ass to make at home lol

[MrScorpio]

72. Here you go

[Carni]

77. Ah yessss...lots of mint!

Thanks!

Now if I can just ignore the 10 degree or whatever temp outside! Arggghh!

[TheMightyFavog]

74. Mutiny on the Hi-C, please....

Prusser's British Navy Rum mixed with Hi-C Fruit Punch.

[MrScorpio]

78. Here you go

[tjdee]

76. I got 100 proof vodka here. Is a shot still 1 oz.?

Seems correct that I should ask that question here.

[ak]

79. New Castle Brown Ale

in the big nuke bottle not the wimpy 12 oz......Please

[MrScorpio]

81. 18.6oz of love

[ak]

82. mmmm

I had two of them the morning I left RAF Chicksands in May of 85.
would have had more but the R&G (Rod & Gun) didn't open til 10 and
my bus left at 11

[aljones]

83. Can I get a WooWoo?

smile ally

[Huckebein the Raven]

84. Got any Johnny Walker Blue ?

[MrScorpio]

86. We sure do

[ellie]

85. Screwdriver

made with my beloved Ketel One. It's payday today and I bought a huge bottle!

[MrScorpio]

87. This...

For this