Behold. The JESUS ASHTRAY

[Bluebear]

[UrbScotty]

1. It just gives the FIRE AND BRIMSTONE preachers more to talk about

:eyes:

[baldguy]

2. He hates it when you put the butts out in His face.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. And here I thought he enjoyed suffering for our sins....

:silly:

[baldguy]

5. Sweet Zombie Jesus! Thats funny!

[patdem]

3. Well, of course the upper statement should be....

'Place your butts here'

[patdem]

7. I have spit liquids at other people comments never at my own till now....

I did not realize the double entendre re 'butts' till I hit the post button..then spewed my liquids..down my sleeve..over my keyboard and onto my desk...sorry.

[tuvor]

6. I wanna see some cooler-than-thou companies market stuff that

treats Buddha and Mohammed so carelessly. Maybe Confucius and Shiva, too.

C'mon, equal treatment all around.

[jmm]

8. You asked for it

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/

I've seen these in stores.

[tuvor]

9. No, I mean something like

a Buddha that oinks if you open the fridge door. Or a Shiva desk fan. These are just benign action figures.

Don't mind my minirant, but it pisses me off that Jesus is often little more than fodder for some ironic hip item, but for the most part it's hands-off for other major religions.

What can I say? Some of us liberals worship him.

[TroubleMan]

14. LOL....check out "The Almighty"

He has a cool action cape and an AK-47!!!

(Why would God need an AK-47?....LOL)

[49jim]

10. I received the same waving flag

underneath the jesus ashtray as a Christmas gift from one of my sons. It hangs on the wall behind me as I write this.It's next to the bumper sticker my other son gave me: Bush Cheated!

[Floogeldy]

11. He stuck it in his eye, man

[Dookus]

12. I must have that

really. I gotta get one. Any idea where?

[Bluebear]

13. Shop Exit 9!

http://www.shopexit9.com/e9_store/default.asp?pid=259&det=1&SplashDetCat=Cocktail

"Jesus, the Prince of Peace gazes balefully upwards at your approaching cigarette... How does that make you feel? 'JESUS HATES IT WHEN YOU SMOKE' reads the print inside this provocative, righteous ashtray.

Sticker on bottom reads: "use of this product may be hazardous to your health and/or eternal soul". $12.00

[Dookus]

15. thank you thank you thank you!

[ghostsofgiants]

16. I NEED THIS!

Brilliant!

[Phentex]

17. Cool! Now I know what to get my mom for Mother's Day!

:)