Remake a movie! Cast a conservative!

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Poll question: Remake a movie! Cast a conservative!

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1. Dick Cheney as Quint in Jaws

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2. It's magical!

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3. In a remake of Goldfinger, I see Richard Armitage as --

-- Goldfinger. Would love to see him getting sucked through the little hole in the airplane at the end...

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4. After he leaves office, I predict Dick Cheney will sign on --

-- as the next Michelin Man.

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5. George W Bush as Chancey Gardner in "Being There"

But with Chancey as an evil idiot this time.

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6. Godzilla vs. the Slime Monster

Starring Rush Limbaugh

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8. As both 'Zilla and Slimey?

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7. Harry Potter and the Department of Secrecy

Goerge W Bush is Draco Malfoy.

Rumsfield is Crabbe, Aschcroft is Goyle.

Bush Daddy is Lucius Malfoy.

Colin Powell is Dobby the House Elf.

Dick Cheney is Gilderoy Lockhart, especially after the memory charm backfires. "I don't recall, Senator. I'm not sure I knew, your honor."

Howard Dean is Ron Weasley.

Ann Coulter is Professor Snape.

Harry Potter has not been cast yet, but both Al Gore and John Kerry are auditioning. They wanted Bill Clinton, but he was not able to take the role.

Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia will be played collectively by every moron who voted for Bush and Cheney.

On edit: Ronald Reagan will play Voldemort