it is past midnight CST.. and now officially my birthday

[LDS Jock]

I'll accept money in place of gifts please.

[flamingyouth]

1. Happy Birthday!

:party:

[LDS Jock]

2. thank you

now where is the money? jk :P

[flamingyouth]

6. My cat ate it

;)

[LDS Jock]

23. was it a songbird?

if so I understand completely. I know what killers cats can be.

[Taverner]

3. Happy B-Day bro!

For some reason my samoyed pics wont post - but let me wish you many happy, fluffy samoyeds on your birthday!

[LDS Jock]

5. aww.. thanks Tav

its the thought that counts

[AuntiBush]

4. Happy Birthday!

LOL Everytime I see your postings, I can't help but want to hug a kitten, and :puke: on a Repuk!

Happy Birthday. May you have plenty more... come to think of it, may we all... :scared:

Any hoot, have a nice Saturday!
:toast:

[LDS Jock]

thank you!

I got that "God kills a kitten" thing off DU somewhere. It is a favorite of mine too. I want to have it made into a bumper sticker.

[Fridays Child]

7. Happy birthday!

:party: :toast:

[LDS Jock]

9. thank you!

:D

[NYC]

8. Happy Birthday!

http://www.frbsf.org/currency/

Go look at your birthday present.

Here's 1/3 of a dollar.

[LDS Jock]

11. thanks, and thanks for the present too

its just what I wanted. :P

[Duncan Grant]

10. Are we talking big money or a token of our affection?

Happy Birthday, LDS Jock! ;) :party: :toast:
edit: !

[LDS Jock]

12. just a token of affection

or a pic of a shirtless man.. one or the other

[Duncan Grant]

34. A little silver for you then...

Alexandre Despatie, Silver Medalist - Diving, Athens 2004

:party: Have a great time on your birthday!

[LDS Jock]

36. oh la la.. what a hottie he is

I remember him from the Olympics. Love those French Canadians.

[auntAgonist]

13. Have a WONDERFUL birthday!!!

$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
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$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $

[LDS Jock]

14. thank you! n/t

[Floogeldy]

15. Everybody has birthdays

Are you just seeking attention or is your birthday special for some reason?

[LDS Jock]

16. I was just sharing.. I'll check with you next time first

before I post anything.

[Floogeldy]

24. Heh heh. Gotcha!

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear LDS Jock
Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

;)

[LDS Jock]

27. too late.. you are on my ignore list now

just kidding.. thank you

[Floogeldy]

31. Ha!

[Fenris]

17. Happy birthday, fellow Central Texan!

:hi::party::toast::beer::toast::party::hi:

[LDS Jock]

19. thank you

know of a cowboy I can celebrate it with? A real one.. not the fake kind from Connecticut.

[jonnyblitz]

18. Happy Birthday Scott!!

:hug: :hi:

[LDS Jock]

20. thank you JB

I'm cold.. come over and we can cuddle.

[jonnyblitz]

28. sounds good to me!!

:)

[JanMichael]

21. Happy B-Day! and Nasdrowia!

Cheers and Czesz!

[LDS Jock]

22. thanks.. but whats a Nasdrowia?

[JanMichael]

30. It's "To your health" in Polish but I think I mis-spelled it.

Than again I'm mourning a dog and drunk so hell if I know:-)

[seriousstan]

25. How old?

[LDS Jock]

26. you never ask how old.. shame on you.. but

I'm a young 27 now.

[seriousstan]

29. I am hosting the "offficial friday night drinking thread",

I can ask anything :beer: Thanks and HAPPY BIRTHDAY.:party:

[JohnKleeb]

32. happy birthday and I dont have anything

Hey I am a poor sob, can you blame me.

[LDS Jock]

33. thanks buddy..

You could have at least given me a hug.. but oh well. :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

35. You asked for cash and or a gift

but here a :hug:

[alittlelark]

37. Happy Birthday!!!!!

:party: :hippie: :toast: :smoke: :beer: :headbang:

Here's you're present ... http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html guaranteed laugh!!

I posted a thread w/ it here http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2529866

[LDS Jock]

40. :) thank you

poor kitty

[MrScorpio]

38. Happy Birthday, courtesy of Weird Al Yankovic

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

[LDS Jock]

41. thank you.. I never heard that before n/t

[Biased Liberal Media]

39. Happy Happy Birthday!

Hope you have a great day! :)

[LDS Jock]

42. thanks BLM

[Misunderestimator]

43. Happy Birthday, LDS Jock!! I took up a collection for ya:

[LDS Jock]

44. you are too kind

but who is gonna tuck it into the g-string I'm wearing?

[Misunderestimator]

45. You sure it isn't a jock strap?

and why don't we put that particular privilege up for the highest bidder? :D

[LDS Jock]

47. sure.. that will work.. let the bidding begin!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

46. Happy happy

Joy joy!

:party:

[LDS Jock]

49. thanks Chavez.. and for my birthday you could

post a pic of those beautiful legs of yours :P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

51. How's this?

[LDS Jock]

52. oh baby!!!

You've made my day! :loveya:

[kayleybeth]

48. Happy Birthday!

Hope it's a good one!
:party: :toast: :party:

[LDS Jock]

50. thank you sweetie

[LDS Jock]

53. kick for attention.. who wants to spank me?

[bigwillq]

54. I do! I do!

:evilgrin: :spank:

[LDS Jock]

56. aww.. thank you

much better

[bigwillq]

58. What other birthday wishes

do you have in mind?:evilgrin:

[fluffernutter]

55. *iii*happy birthday*iii* cutiepie!

:party:

[LDS Jock]

57. thank you

[hangemhigh]

59. Crappy birthday to you...

crappy birthday to you-it's a family tradition-all the best!