I'm WHITE, I'm STRAIGHT, I'm OUT and I'm PROUD!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

That's right, how do you feel about THAT? Not that I care, but how does THAT strike ya? HUH?

Every one of you biatches is gonna have to freaking DEAL with the fact that I'm WHITE and I'M NOT GOING AWAY.

Also, I'm STRAIGHT AS A BOARD!!! BIGGEST FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL you'll ever meet.

And I won't apologize for it, either! I'm organizing a STRAIGHT WHITE PRIDE PARADE in my town!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1191520

SO THERE!!!!!

[Misunderestimator]

1. That was scary.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Well, I'm sorry if my STRAIGHNESS

makes anyone uncomfortable.....

wait a second, NO I'M NOT!!!

I should have STRAIGHT PRIDE!!!!

:eyes:

Right?

[Misunderestimator]

7. Right, after all you heterosexuals are discriminated against second only

to Christians. :)

[Bouncy Ball]

10. That's right!!!

I'm a CHRISTIAN, tOO! Stop oppressing me!!! Help! I'm being oppressed!!! She's oppressing me with her gayness!!!!

[Misunderestimator]

19. Look....

if you've got a problem with my oppressive gayness, just alert... :silly: (j/k of course) :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

23. Well it is rather intimidating.

But I'll let it pass. As long as you are ok with me flaunting my straightness.

[Reverend_Smitty]

15. Woo...Straight pride!

yeah, and I'm of a Christian faith and white and I don't care who knows it! This is truly freeing! I'm truly an oppressed minority! :P

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. Might I recommend?

Just go for the total look - think about it:

White sheets, pointed little caps, masks.

The burning cross is a nice touch, but could make the sheets sooty.

And flats. Always wear flat for a parade.

[Bouncy Ball]

8. I thought only gay people wore pointed hats.

Dobson said that the other day.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

13. Dobson's gay

And he meant pointed "heads."

[HEyHEY]

3. Ruh roh

[Bouncy Ball]

6. I'm gonna flaunt my straightness in everyone's face, too.

I might even start smooching down on my husband IN PUBLIC. And we'll HOLD HANDS, TOO!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

5. hah college republicans are hilarious

I just know when I think of myself as a loser, I laugh and say I am not organizing a straight pride week. Chill out whitey :).

[Dookus]

9. You ain't that straight....

I have it on good authority you own a Melissa Etheridge CD and enjoy watching Ellen.

[JohnKleeb]

12. my ma enjoys watching ellen, what does that mean!

[Dookus]

18. sorry kleeb

it means Mom's a big ol' truck-driving carpet-munching power-tool using bulldyke.

[JohnKleeb]

20. haha

[Bouncy Ball]

21. My daughter adores the Ellen Degeneres talk show.

what does that mean? I hear her in the living room cackling HARD at her jokes...

[JohnKleeb]

25. see what dook said about me ma

[Dookus]

28. It means

you should start stocking up on flannel shirts and lacrosse sticks for her.

[Bouncy Ball]

14. What's wrong with Ellen?

I think she's straight. I saw that one episode where she went out with a guy. She needs to stop denying her straightness.


(Edited to change "where she went out with a gay" to "where she went out with a guy".....weird slip-up, I know!)

[Spinzonner]

11. Not to mention obsessed with Upper Case letters

[Nitrogenica]

16. (yells) I'm a F***ING DEMOCRAT AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!

So everyone can BITE ME!!!.... (sobbing) There I'm "out" now....Ok then where was I.

[Bouncy Ball]

17. Oh honey I already outed myself as a liberal.

It's very freeing. ALL liberals should do it, no matter where they live.

I can be who I really am!!!!!!!!

[HEyHEY]

22. This repression thing seems like a good cash cow

Where can I get me some of this repression?

[Bouncy Ball]

24. You're CANADIAN dude!!!

You are TOTALLY repressed by the evil Amerikkkans!!!!!

Stand up and declare your repression! Get some of that victimization mojo goin on, you old Kanook. Or Kanuck. Or Canuck. Or however the shit you spell that.

[HEyHEY]

27. Excuse me, but the term Canuck is racist

How's that?

[Bouncy Ball]

How is it racist?

Or were you being serious?

How about "hosehead?"

[Bouncy Ball]

31. How is it racist?

Or were you being serious?

How about "hosehead?"

[Zuni]

40. I smell a multi-million dollar class action lawsuit

you could turn his vicious anti-canadian hatred against him

[mitchum]

26. I applaud your courage :)

[tjwmason]

29. I'm sure it's just a phase

With time you'll grow out of it...

[Bouncy Ball]

34. Oh you think you can just CONVERT me out of it?

I don't think so!

[Swede Atlanta]

30. Are you for real?

My first question to you is if you are overweight. Your post indicates you are the "biggest" fucking heterosexual. That might give a good indication of your anger toward the rest of the world.

But, that aside..... The reason gay/lesbian/transexual and transgendered people have espoused "pride events" is to recognize their achievements against oppression in this country.

I don't see how white, heterosexual males or females, based on those characteristics have suffered discrimination, oppression or ridicule.

So...go ahead with your pride events. It seems silly since you are not subject to any discrimination but if it helps you feel whole then go for it.

[Bouncy Ball]

32. The question is, are YOU for real?

Did you click on the link in my post? All will be understood if you do so.

:eyes:

[yardwork]

33. Psst. I think Bouncy Ball was making fun of College Republicans

The post is a joke. It's a joke thread.

[Zomby Woof]

35. I AM ALL THAT

AND I AM MALE!!!! SO.... TAKE THAT! :P

[hangemhigh]

36. UCO, Edmond, OK be there!!!!! nt

[sleipnir]

37. Here, Here!!!!

I'll join that chant.


:evilgrin:

[Melynn]

38. I don't care what you straight people

do in the privacy of your homes but I don't think you should be allowed to get married.

[MnFats]

39. OK. As long as you don't try to jam it down our throats.

eom/

[DiverDave]

41. BOO-HOO!!

You poor little put upon straight white person...you must feel very threatened by all this "gay pride".
You don't have much self esteem, do ya skippy?
See, the reason someone puts down/ makes parody of others is because deep down you hate yourself.
AND have repressed feelings of the activity that you put down.

So, There, there, now, you can let it all out...

(That'll be 5 cents, please)
(With apologies to Lucy the psychiatrist)


Oh, before you flame, was totally sarcasm