I now work for the evil Domino's Pizza corporation. Ask me anything.

[SmileyBoy]

Yes, the one run by RW freakazoid Tom Monaghan. I got the job today.

I finally have a job again!!!! WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[tjdee]

1. Why do they give me liquid garlic with my pizza?

This is something that mystifies me.

Garlic, with pizza. Sprinkly kind, maybe. Liquid kind, yuck!

[St. Jarvitude]

3. I'll field this one.

It's to scare away the various bloodsucking vampires/Republicans that lurk outside the establishment.

[St. Jarvitude]

2. Do they really slip mind control devices in their pizzas?

One of Lyndon Larouche's lackeys called me the other day, and for all I know that's what he told me.

[SmileyBoy]

4. Yes, we want to control your mind.

All hail the Noid.

[Placebo]

9. HEy! I used to have that crazy man!

What is it exactly? I totally forget.

[SmileyBoy]

10. A guy in a rabbit costume who throws pizzas in people's faces.

A truly sick, sick man.

[Placebo]

11. And now I know why I'm so fucked up.

I can blame it all on the pizza man.

[catbert836]

5. WTF is up with those annoying Dot commercials?

And do they actually taste good or not?

[SmileyBoy]

6. We lace them with crack...

...so yes, very much.

[Placebo]

7. I like their pizza.

I wouldn't be offended if you offered me some type of discount option now that you are officially a Domino's Pizza drone.

[SmileyBoy]

8. Offer valid in South Fargo location only.

:D

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. will you slowly leech money from them til you bankrupt that location?

lol

[Elidor]

13. Not a question, but some advice

Regard the regional manager as a spawn of satan and he'll never surprise you. This applies equally to both Domino's and Pizza Hut.

[SmileyBoy]

15. Done.

:)

[JohnKleeb]

14. So did my dad

Oh yeah, should I be a ditz and DYE my hair blonde this summer?
ok really now, is tonight a good night for me to be hyper since I dont have school monday or tuesday?

[SmileyBoy]

16. I don't know how one dares their hair.

:)

[JohnKleeb]

17. haha oops

damnit man, thanks.

[SmileyBoy]

18. Yes, tonight is a good night to be very hyper.

Perhaps have a couple of Red Bulls, or maybe have lots of liquor if you choose.

[JohnKleeb]

19. There is no liquor here

Sigh, my brother got busted for being drunk and he desposed of the evidence, his cover story IMO makes him look worse IMO.