I'm Too Fat To Be Gay.

[Placebo]

That's what I was told tonight by some arsehole. Oh, so fucking sorry I'm not some fucking walking, talking, non-eating, barely breathing stick figure fucking twink, alright. And I'm sorry that I'm in college but I don't look like a bloody frat boy.

What is with some people?!?! UGH! It sucks being gay. *kicks my stuffed animals*

[kiraboo]

1. And I'm too thin to be straight.

It sucks not being perfect, in this society. I hear you.

[Redleg]

2. I am too fat to be human.

EOM

[Nitrogenica]

3. Do you love crabby patties?

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Aw, honey.

FWIW, I've seen your pic. I don't think you're fat. Was HE gay? I think you shoulda punched him out. No, no, I'm nonviolent (normally).

Screw him. Gay people come in all shapes and sizes, just like straight people do. He's a hater.

[Placebo]

6. Yeah he totally was gay and a half.

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Fuck him.

He was obviously WILDLY attracted to you, but thought you were WAY out of his league (which you probably were) so he felt he had to insult you to cover up, in an immature way, his overwhelming feelings of total worship for you.

[Ediacara]

5. WTF is wrong with people!?

Seriously! WTF!

[JohnKleeb]

7. What the fuck does that mean

People are assholes and my motto about that being true continues to be true. Frat boys are assholes, and they finish last in the end.

[sundog]

8. Didn't you read the weight restrictions in the instruction manual?

:eyes:

Don't worry bout it man. Just find someone who likes you for you.

[kiraboo]

9. He must have been royally fucked up

or terribly insecure. Either way, making you feel like crap worked for him. There are a lot of people like that in this world. Pay NO attention.

[da_chimperor]

10. Hah, I actually know what a twink is.

Don't worry dude. Fuck him. There world is filled with assholes, and if you pay attention to all of them their stench will overwhelm you. Why get bent out of shape because of some idiot? Tell him to go fuck himself and then carry on as if nothing happened.

[progmom]

11. Fucker.

Some people are just assholes.

[flamingyouth]

12. Were you auditioning for American Idol or something?

Seriously - what a ridiculous thing to say. Trust me, this is one of those stories you can laugh about later. I know it's too soon to do so now, but someday (and soon) you will.

"Too fat to be gay." What a bleeding idiot. :eyes:

[salin]

14. Cruel people s*ck...

but remember... in the end, they have to live with themselves -and all the vile energy that lurks within. You, on the other hand, don't have to perpetually live with that ugly energy lurking within. While at this moment it bites... in the long run you are in a heck of a lot better condition/shape (soul wise) than the jerk you ran into tonight.

[mitchtv]

15. In certain circles. (Ex-gays),

I think you are, by their standards, straight. Kinda involuntary, I guess, but there are very relaxed standards these days. I have become too old to be gay. after so many months of no gay sex, I am an exgay.

[MidwestMomma]

16. I'm sorry someone was so cruel to you

How can people be so heartless.

One time a car full of guys barked at my sister. I was with her and it was like a knife to her heart. And even if my sis was dog-ugly, which of course she isn't, such behavior is incomprehensible to me.

Try to shrug it off. Sounds like that person has a cancer in they're soul. Don't let it eat into yours.

:hug: