Free-Association Thread

[GoddessOfGuinness]

It's FREE, I tell you...Totally free.

I'll start:

Breathe

[Floogeldy]

1. deep the gathering gloom

[GoddessOfGuinness]

We Gather Together

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. compression

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Tire Gauge

[sundog]

3. through the

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Looking Glass

[sundog]

15. that once belonged to the ancient

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Mariner

[sundog]

18. of a really crappy tugboat on the Black Sea. But still, he often dreamed

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. of Albatrosses that didn't poop

[sundog]

24. (bwhaha) on a regular basis on account of their diet of

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. peanut butter and jelly sand witches

[sundog]

37. which actually wore orange traffic cone hats

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. and helped children cross the highway safely

[Ramsey]

4. The old ways are lost

You sang as you flew, and I wondered why.

The pounding sea is calling me home unto you.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. New ways are found

[Zomby Woof]

7. There once was an old man

He said "poop" and died.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. As I was going to St Ives

I met a man with seven wives

[welshTerrier2]

8. so i said to her

look Margaret, that is not the same elephant we saw at Sears ...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. What elephant?

[welshTerrier2]

17. wait a minute ...

you can't fool me ... you're not Margaret ...

pssssstttt ... you wanna know what i think? i think the elephant got her ...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Margaret who?

[welshTerrier2]

27. actually, no one called her Margaret ...

everyone knew her as Nancy ...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. Nancy, the elephant?

[welshTerrier2]

89. there you go ...

the one selling the peanuts at Sears ...

if i recall correctly, and i'm pretty sure i don't, she had a large gray trunk with a shipping label that read: "Catatonic Steamship Company" ...

i think if you're a passenger they stamp your hand with a stamp that reads: "no refund on birds" ... they told her she needed it if she wanted to go "ashore" ... we tried to bring some of those crinkly paper yellow streamers to see her off but they wouldn't let us get too close because there was some fancy British guy wearing a Nazi uniform or something ... we ended up trading a whole roll of the streamers for one lousy bag of peanuts ... frankly, i found the whole experience a wee bit confusing ...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

102. Well I'm glad she didn't fly

The poor dear would've had a terrible time taking her shoes off.

[More Than A Feeling]

9. bellows n/t

[seriousstan]

11. forge

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. sword

[seriousstan]

20. rapier

[salin]

21. river boat croupier

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Mark Twain

[salin]

25. White Wash

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. Becky

[seriousstan]

28. My first head job.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. No Sex Threads.

;)

[seriousstan]

30. Didn't try to make it that.

It actually was the first thing that popped into my head. Sorry

[salin]

33. I think

her smile indicstes that Ms. Grumpy responded with the first thing that jumped into her head (rather than an admonition) :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. Thought is dangerous

[seriousstan]

41. Didn't even see that. Sorry again.

You must understand I am also trying to maintain the "Official Saturday night drinking thread". That might give you some insight into how competant my thread "followage" is. Cheers

[GoddessOfGuinness]

43. no apologies

[seriousstan]

46. Just drinkin, not thinkin.

Glad to be here with you. Cheers

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. Beer hugs

[salin]

57. fraternaties

[GoddessOfGuinness]

67. sororities

[salin]

71. Hannah

[GoddessOfGuinness]

76. Canna

[salin]

78. Pennies from Heaven

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. sax threads

[salin]

31. Bob Newhart (played a head shrink...

on tv)

[seriousstan]

34. Suzanne Pleshette

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. Suzanne takes you down

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. Suzy-Q's

http://store1.yimg.com/I/stageclothes_1825_1087439

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. HoHos

[seriousstan]

44. Husker Du's

[GoddessOfGuinness]

47. corn husks

[salin]

49. corn cob pipes

[GoddessOfGuinness]

56. hillbillies

[salin]

58. gold... black gold... oil

[GoddessOfGuinness]

70. critters

[salin]

77. KFC

*kid I used to babysit was convinced that Kentucky Fried Chicken changed its name to KFC because they had engineered a chicken that had no feathers and thus was a "critter" and thus they changed their name to KFC because Kentucky Fried Critters would be too critic to the public* Of course my reaction to her story (laughing near hysterically) helped her begin to question this story...

[seriousstan]

61. Overalls

[salin]

66. Bibs

[GoddessOfGuinness]

68. lobsters

[salin]

80. pinch

[GoddessOfGuinness]

84. snuff

[salin]

86. spitoons

[GoddessOfGuinness]

88. Ulysses S Grant

[salin]

93. Civil War

[GoddessOfGuinness]

106. WWII

[salin]

109. You Dropped the Bomb on Me

[GoddessOfGuinness]

115. Blonde bombshell

[salin]

119. Marilyn Monroe

[GoddessOfGuinness]

124. 7 Year Itch

[salin]

129. Chicken Pox

[GoddessOfGuinness]

136. Aveeno bath

[salin]

143. Epsom Salts

[GoddessOfGuinness]

162. Salt Lake City

[salin]

182. Morton Salt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

188. Morton Gould

[salin]

197. Halloween Gord

[GoddessOfGuinness]

207. orange & black

[salin]

210. Syracuse

[GoddessOfGuinness]

213. snow

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. bluing

[Bluebear]

50. laundry

[GoddessOfGuinness]

60. agitate

[salin]

51. oops dupe

[alittlelark]

55. Blue Velvet

[salin]

59. Dennis Hopper

[seriousstan]

63. Moors

[alittlelark]

Beowulf

[GoddessOfGuinness]

75. Wulfman Jack

[salin]

Jumpin Jack Flash

[alittlelark]

91. Concert in SF, 3rd row, on catwalk

[salin]

96. I'm too sexy for my _______

[alittlelark]

107. shirt

[salin]

111. Shorts

[GoddessOfGuinness]

112. button-down collar

[salin]

114. izod shirts

the casual alternative in the eighties.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

117. alligators

[salin]

122. Football

[GoddessOfGuinness]

126. pigskin

[salin]

130. Suuuuuuueeeeeeeey *call for the Razorbacks*

[salin]

69. S'mores

(graham crackers with melted marshmellows and melted chocolate)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

79. Hershey's

[salin]

81. Pennsylvania

[GoddessOfGuinness]

87. Pittsburgh

[salin]

97. Steel Mills

[GoddessOfGuinness]

108. General Mills

[salin]

113. Quaker Oats

[GoddessOfGuinness]

128. Cream of Wheat

[salin]

133. Whole Wheat toast

[GoddessOfGuinness]

163. milquetoast

[salin]

183. tepid

[GoddessOfGuinness]

189. tapir

[salin]

198. Tapps

[salin]

54. Blues Brothers

[GoddessOfGuinness]

64. Mission from God

[salin]

83. Moonies

*according to them*

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Weddings of Mass Dysfunction

[salin]

142. Zsa Zsa Gabor

[GoddessOfGuinness]

164. Eva Gabor

[salin]

184. Green Acres

[GoddessOfGuinness]

190. Green Giant

[salin]

200. Mr. Green Jeans

[GoddessOfGuinness]

208. Captain Kangaroo

[salin]

211. koala bear

[GoddessOfGuinness]

214. Crocodile Dundee

[seriousstan]

74. Lobsters?

Sorry, maybe it is the alcohol, but I didn't get that one.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

90. Eat a lobster,

use a bib.

[alittlelark]

94. Rock Lobster

[salin]

98. Love Shack!

[alittlelark]

104. Bang, bang ,bang on the door baybeeee

[salin]

116. Brown Shirts

[alittlelark]

131. Canada

[salin]

138. Kurt Browning (champion Skater)

[alittlelark]

146. Tanya Harding

[salin]

149. knees

[alittlelark]

150. sex thread

[salin]

153. x chromosone

[alittlelark]

156. genetics test (in college)

[salin]

158. Fruit flies

[GoddessOfGuinness]

166. shit happens

[alittlelark]

174. short lives

[GoddessOfGuinness]

191. Elvis lives!

[salin]

201. Black Velvet Portrait

[GoddessOfGuinness]

165. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

[salin]

92. hehe...

hard to do a drinking thread and a free association thread at the same time. The lobster post was attached not to bluing but to "bibs" (ie what one wears when one eats lobster at some restaurants) which was related to "overalls" (ie as in bib overalls)...

:D

[seriousstan]

121. You noticed

[salin]

125. Op-Eds

(notices)

[seriousstan]

132. Silent Bobs

[salin]

135. Bobble-Heads

[seriousstan]

140. That makes it a loop ........

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2535168&mesg_id=2535319&page=

[salin]

144. (lol)... Match Box Cars (do the loop de loop)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

167. Silent Cal

[salin]

185. Herbert Hoover

[GoddessOfGuinness]

193. FDR

[salin]

199. New Deal

[GoddessOfGuinness]

82. Valley

[Tikki]

52. Appalachian...

....Westwood..

[salin]

62. Mountains.

[seriousstan]

65. water

[GoddessOfGuinness]

73. e-coli

[GoddessOfGuinness]

72. Trail

[LoZoccolo]

85. Wonderwall.

[alittlelark]

95. wonderbread

[salin]

99. stale grilled cheese sandwiches

[alittlelark]

110. madonna

[salin]

118. Evita

[alittlelark]

134. South America

[alittlelark]

137. South America

[salin]

139. Panama Canal

[alittlelark]

147. Panama Jack

[salin]

151. flap jacks

[alittlelark]

152. rat traps

[salin]

154. Willard

[alittlelark]

157. diabetes

[salin]

159. Sugar Beets

[GoddessOfGuinness]

194. rutebaga

[salin]

202. I say potatoe you say pahtahtoe

[GoddessOfGuinness]

170. Andrew Lloyd Webber

[GoddessOfGuinness]

168. moldy tomato soup

[KitchenWitch]

100. white sponge

[eyepaddle]

101. Spongebob

[salin]

103. Bunnypants

[KitchenWitch]

105. Fairly Odd Parents

[salin]

120. The Osbornes

[GoddessOfGuinness]

123. headless bats

[salin]

127. baseball

[alittlelark]

141. random chats

[salin]

145. Madame Cleo

[alittlelark]

148. Rhodisian Ridgeback

[salin]

155. Colonialism (note below)

what the heck is a 'Rhodesian Ridgeback?'

[Bluebear]

160. Chippendale (RR is a dog)

[salin]

161. Alvin and the Chipmunks

[GoddessOfGuinness]

173. Josie and the Pussycats

[GoddessOfGuinness]

169. Chesapeake Bay Retriever

[alittlelark]

175. Large Munsterlander

[salin]

186. Mr. Gwynn

(sp? Mr. Munster)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

196. The Marshes of Glynn

[salin]

203. The Blue Lagoon

[fluffernutter]

205. paradise

[salin]

206. Cheesburger

Jimmy Buffet!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

172. Timmy

[GoddessOfGuinness]

171. Crabby Patties

[orleans]

176. (The) Patty Duke (Show)

[Bluebear]

177. Helen Keller

[orleans]

178. in the cellar

[Melynn]

179. But don't tell her

[orleans]

180. I can smell her

[AlienGirl]

181. like fried chicken and rubber burning

[salin]

187. Road Kill!

[Allenberg]

192. café

[GoddessOfGuinness]

195. au lait

[salin]

204. Matador

Ole!

[brainshrub]

209. Bull

[salin]

212. Rovian tactics

[Bluebear]

215. tic-tacs

[Thor_MN]

216. hot blonde spokesperson

[Bluebear]

217. Hot Cross Buns