As a matter of fact, I *do* know the half of it. Any questions?

[JimmyJazz]

[JohnKleeb]

1. what half?

Yeah I have a question, wheres puff?

[JimmyJazz]

9. Right here:

[JohnKleeb]

14. I meant the magic dragon!

[JimmyJazz]

16. BE MORE SPECIFIC - I'm heavily medicated.

:P - Puff is apparently in his happy place bringing joy to all the little kiddies of the world:

[JohnKleeb]

19. He lives near a land called honah lee!

[progmom]

27. he frolicks in the autumn mist

You gotta problem wid dat?

[Taverner]

2. Mind if I jack your thread?

Or thread your jack?

[JimmyJazz]

6. only if I can be in on it.

[Taverner]

21. But of course!

Jack away

[JimmyJazz]

24. HEY! That's my line....

Besides, no sex threads allowed. Are you trying to get me locked up?

[Taverner]

25. I meant only jacking of the non prurient kind

Why, did you want to jack something else?

[JimmyJazz]

26. erm - i think we need to switch forums here, dear!

Jeebus. Is it getting hot in here or is it just you :7

[Taverner]

32. Hmmm I dunno what you;re talking about

To be honest I'm kind of chilly, just standing here in nothing more than a small white gym towel.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Alright! I have a good one for you!

What is wrong with John and I? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

5. Nothing is wrong with the two of you. You are both

young and apparently have too much time on your hands. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. LOL! That is true.

We did have lots of fun though! :7

[JohnKleeb]

22. Yes and next week we'll make you Brad Pitt

:D. Kidding.

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. LMFAO!!

I'm in, but only if you do the photoshopping that time around! :P

[JohnKleeb]

20. I like being a girl for a night

:) really gets some of the parts about being a guy off my back.

[sundog]

4. and what would that be?

huh? huh? I wanna know!

[JimmyJazz]

13. All you gotta do is ask, handsome.

[sundog]

30. thanks doll

:hug:

[Little Wing]

7. Sure. But...

how much will it cost to get you to dish?

[JimmyJazz]

11. Haven't you heard? I'm cheap.

I'm easy too, but that's for another night. ;)

[Cadence]

8. Boy Howdy!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

10. Ask me anything. Serioulsy. I know the half of it....

:7

[Cadence]

18. O.k. Why is it that when I WANT a red light because I

have to do something in the car, they always turn green? But when I want a GREEN light they are all red? Also, why can I not "fake them out" by pretending to want a red light? It only works when I legitimately find a reason to need to be stopped that they will all turn green?

[JimmyJazz]

23. It's just God's way of telling you not to put your make-up

on while driving in the car.

[Cadence]

29. Ewww. I'm not one of THOSE people....

it's usually I'm trying to eat something.....I'm one of THEM there people. :D

[terrya]

12. I...I...thought you knew at least 3/4's of it!!

How...disillusioning! :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

17. Oh, sweetie - I actually know both halves, but I was trying not to brag.

[progmom]

28. Um. How do you get a kid to eat his veggies?

All mine wants is waffles. Or pancakes. Or popcorn. There's just not a lot of nutrition there, knowhatimean?

[JimmyJazz]

33. Stop killing my threads, dammit! I went to bed AGAIN before

you got here. The answer is cheese: slap some melted cheese on the veggies! He'll eat them. Ragu cheese sauce is a miracle from heaven :P

[progmom]

34. I do seem to have some kind of deadly touch with threads these days.

:wtf:

It's beginning to give me a complex.

[SOteric]

35. Wave/Particle physics.

I'll settle for the half of the info, -spill.