You know what's even more fucked up?

[JohnKleeb]

How at ease I feel.

[SmileyBoy]

1. Did you sugar crash there, big guy???

Bliiiiiisssssss.....

[JohnKleeb]

2. No, its all so very surreal

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. He's euphoric, maybe those brownies WERE special!

:o

[JohnKleeb]

4. HE!?!?

oh yeah :).

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. D'oh!

Sorry Veronica. :P

[JohnKleeb]

8. haha got ya

[nickgutierrez]

5. Dude, I am seriously afraid of you right now.

:)

You're in your tripped-out dream world or someshit, and I'm sitting here more wired than usual. At three in the fucking morning.

[JohnKleeb]

6. Why should you be afraid? I am relaxed after a rough week

[Zuni]

9. no, this is f-ed up

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the Emergency room right away.

[JohnKleeb]

10. okay you win but I am fucked up tonight and I love it

[Zuni]

11. Actually it is not my story

I found it on line.

What have you been doing?

[JohnKleeb]

12. ahem see above

[DrWeird]

13. Man, fake stories don't count. This one's real.

My wife works the nocturnal shift (they don't call it graveyard) at a convalescent homw. They had an elderly distraught woman wander out to the front desk looking for her husband. She couldn't find him for a couple of days, since they had had a big fight and he stormed out. In fact, her husband had died the previous day. They had told her once, and she had a panic attack, then forgot again. They didn't want to tell her again, for fear she'd get hurt. So now she just wanders around the place, looking for her dead husband who she thinks has left her.

Now, that's a fucked up story.

[Zuni]

14. That is very sad indeed

There is no point in telling the woman if she is just going to forget anyway.
Too upsetting