I am the Happy Fun Ball of DU

[Zomby Woof]

:bounce:

[meegbear]

1. Can I taunt you?

[Zomby Woof]

3. Like this guy does?

[meegbear]

7. Yeah

The instructions say I can't

[Cooley Hurd]

2. -only $14.95-

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

[jus_the_facts]

5. damn...ya beat me to it....

:bounce:

:hi:

[Cooley Hurd]

6. My favorite SNL ad - Old Glory Robot Insurance a close second...

:thumbsup::hi:

[jus_the_facts]

10. LOL...yeah and 'Gangsta Bitch Barbie" is another one o'mine.....

....includes her pack o'Kools and restraining order! :D

[jus_the_facts]

4. Woooo Hooooo!!!! Accept NO substitues.....

:evilgrin:

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/tv/sat-night-live/commercials/


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Happy Fun Ball

(kids)
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!

(announcer)
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!

Get one Today

(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

* Itching

* Vertigo

* Dizziness

* Tingling in extremities

* Loss of balance or coordination

* Slurred speech

* Temporary blindness

* Profuse Sweating

or

* Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

(announcer)
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

8. LOL... Now I see the comparison!

:D (j/k, ZW)

[Zomby Woof]

9. That's ok!

I wasn't kidding! ;-) :D

[underpants]

11. (pokes with stick)

:+ }(

[Zomby Woof]

12. Does Mrs. Underpants know what are you doing with that stick?

You did watch Spongebob, ya know. :o ;-)

[underpants]

15. (pokes with stick)

pppptptttptptptptpptpttptpt (runs)

[AwakeAtLast]

13. I'm kinda partial to the "Bag o' Glass"!

I guess I'm just sharp that way! (no groans allowed)

:D

[Zomby Woof]

16. Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin!

Classic!

[salin]

14. So that's why I suddenly feel dizzy

darn happyfunballinduced vertigo.

[Zomby Woof]

17. or it could be...

The chair you are sitting on in the corner spins around real fast. :evilgrin:

[salin]

18. out of the corner, btw

you missed that post - when I realized I had been bamboozled... perfectly legit to hijack a thread that is a copycat of one's own thread.

Oh how I like loopholes... :D

[Zomby Woof]

19. not only legit...

But encouraged. :D

[salin]

21. I really have to get more savvy

about the whole thread jacking thing...

[salin]

29. and perhaps a little more subtle

and here I thought I was being clever...

[underpants]

23. (quietly tip toes up).........(pokes with stick)

ptptpptptpptptptppttpt (runs)

[Bouncy Ball]

20. No you aren't, I am.

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

24. You're the Happy Bouncy Fun Ball!

A subtle, but important difference. :P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

22. No you're not!

I AM :D

[Zomby Woof]

25. HappyFunPeopleFinishFirst?

I'll decide if you have a case once I get back from the store. :P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

26. haha

:D
what're you going to get at theee store?
:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

27. That Ovaltine and Hydrox you requested!

:evilgrin:

Just kidding... they don't sell Hydrox out here! :o

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

30. NO HYDROX?

I can pick you up some here!

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. No, you're the unevenly weighted teeter-totter of DU.

With leather.

:P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

31. Leather eh? That means...

chains aren't too far behind!

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Probably.

Sigh.....

:bounce:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

34. oh wait...

no chains. i forgot... well, maybe thomas kinkade will stop by to spread some love instead.

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Whoops - I meant to say "probably", not "probably not"

I don't know how that not got in there.

So what's this about "no chains, I forgot"?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

36. this is a leather and chains free area

Only hydrox cookies and thomas kinkade are allowed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. Oh, bummer. Well, I'm off to change my outfit, then.

Dang.

[Zomby Woof]

39. It looks like a Telefunken U-47!

Or the Death Star.

[DS1]

33. There's a bit of troof to that

:D

[Zomby Woof]

38. I'd bet a brick of habañero jack cheese on it!

:D

[DS1]

40. How about we just share that cheese

:D

Maybe shredded over chili, mmmm, chili

[Zomby Woof]

41. Just don't let LPFF cut it!

Sure, she is sweet and all... but keep her away from the cheese! x(

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. HEY!

It wasn't me, it was nsma's dog!

[Zomby Woof]

43. I thought it was Bouncy Ball's dog!

Or so she says... :o

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

45. oh my

BouncyDog!

[SOteric]

44. Kyewel.

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. You sure are ZomButt.

:hi: