Okay, what's a shocking plot twist that has never been done before?

[tjdee]

Tell me now so I can write it and make a gazillion dollars, and option it to a major film company.
I will of course, give you .0000000000000000001 % of the royalties.

:)

[pres2032]

1. it was the dog who told him to kill those people

[tjdee]

26. Wasn't that...hmm...sounds familiar.

Woops, or maybe that was real life?

Could have sworn there was a guy who said his dog told him who to kill.

[unblock]

2. the turnip did it.

never been done. YOU figure out how to make it work.

[tjdee]

25. It was a mutant turnip, see?

It was fed the blood of mutant mutants, and it grew into a turnip that at night becames Slasher Turnip and no one ever suspects the turnip, you know?

[More Than A Feeling]

3. she's a man, baby! n/t

[Misunderestimator]

4. The woman leaves her man and stays with the other woman

Seems every lesbian film with a plot about a woman leaving her man for another woman always ends up in tragedy or her going back to the man.

[brainshrub]

8. Don't forget the pudding.

Or is that only in Gay films where they eat pudding?

[Misunderestimator]

9. Ok... you lost me there.

:shrug:

[jpgray]

12. South Park reference? (nt)

[brainshrub]

18. Yup.

[TroubleMan]

13. I thought it was gay cowboys eating pudding

nt.

[tjdee]

20. That's true...but gay men films seem to fare better.

Interesting.

[HeyManThatsCool]

5. Well.. it goes like this

Bush is forced to step down after proof of election fraud, vote tampering, illegal drug use, & sex with a male prostitute. Country in a tizzy as New elections must be held! Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Wolfowitz, The Twins, Rove all in Guantanomo for "questioning".
Even Barney seems to be missing.

Right wingers last seen with a stunned expression on their faces....

[ashmanonar]

6. that's not a plot twist...

just a hope for the future...:D

[Allenberg]

7. Ken Lay robbed Enron of millions...

...only to give it to starving people in Africa and AIDS research.

[tjdee]

28. Audiences will never believe that one!

But, at least we got that mastermind criminal Martha Stewart.

But that might work for something I'm doing though...

[Nikia]

10. Man and Woman are friends

They never have sex, stay with their current partners, and are happy about that even though they get along great and demonstrate that they truly care for another. Neither one is gay. They are both fairly attractive and there isn't a big age difference.
The plot doesn't have to be primarily about that, but it could be part of it since in some circles, some people have a hard time believing that such a thing exists. It usually doesn't exist on film.

[tjdee]

23. It happened in "Love, Actually"...

I kept waiting for Emma to make a move on... Liam I think? Especially as the plot unfolds...but nope, they always stay friends.

Thought that was refreshing...but I secretly wanted them to get it on. Sorry. :)

[nuxvomica]

11. Finally, someone discovers what kills the alien monsters:

Bullets.

[underpants]

14. OR the aliens only make the crop circles so they can play baseball

sort of a "Signs" meets "Field of Dreams" type thing. The aliens play at night, they have their own lighting system you know.

Oh the young upstart alien with heart that we have followed throughout the movie comes up in the bottom of the ninth and strikes out-they NEVER do that in movies.

[nuxvomica]

19. Oh man, that would've been a much better movie

I didn't buy the ending of "Signs" at all. And, yes, that was the movie I was thinking about.

[tjdee]

21. Water doesn't kill them???

Oh my god!!

[nuxvomica]

29. Nope

Neither does human intestinal flora, freezing, ethel alcohol, atomic bombs (just makes 'em stronger) or Slim Whitman music.

[hickman1937]

15. A Julia Roberts movie where no one, not once,

comments on how wonderful, beautiful, smart, etc. her character is. And another woman(more beautiful, smarter and nicer) gets the man Julia wants. Good luck getting her to look at that script. Oh, and she doesn't play a bad guy in the movie either.

[underpants]

17. Tom Cruise plays a self absorbed a-hole who meets a woman...

falls in love but screws it up and they seperate he then realizes the life lessons she was trying to teach him, changes his ways, and goes back to her in a soulful "I'm sorry" moment and she takes him back and they live happily ever after.

:spank:

[tjdee]

22. She did America's Sweethearts....

They wanted her to do the Catherine Zeta Jones part...woops, LOL, I guess that's proving your point. The CZJ part is a bitchy one.

But, you could also substitute Julia for Jennifer Aniston. In the film where she plays a single woman who gets pregnant, there are no less than FOUR men trying to get with her.

That's oh so realistic.

[Orangepeel]

30. My Best Friend's Wedding?

Some of that happened in that.

[Longgrain]

16. Kind of a Kirk Vonnegut twist

In which the author of the book enters the story and disappoints everyone by telling them they are only fictional characters and nothing that just happened really happened.

It would be interesting to see how the different characters in a such a story would react to that one.

[underpants]

24. 45 minutes into the movie Dan Aykroyd appears

movie ends well.

I love Dan but he has put the Godzilla foot on several movies.

[tjdee]

27. Perhaps he can be the landlord, like Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at

Tiffany's" without the Chinese stereotype.

:)

[FredScuttle]

31. In the next James Bond film

the villain is a reasonably well-adjusted person with no physical deformities or exaggerated accent. When he captures Bond, he doesn't dilly-dally with extravagant killing devices or a recitation of how he (the villain) will take over/extort/blow up the planet. He just fucking kills him, dead.

[DS1]

32. The asshole talking in the movie is dragged to the front,

the movie is stopped, the house lights come on, this person is shot.

House lights back off, movie gets clicked back three minutes and restarted.

[underpants]

33. LOL-how about they shove his cell phone down his throat?

:grr:

[DS1]

35. If they use a rubber mallet

:D

[CanuckAmok]

34. It turns out everyone else on earth is a golf pro.

hey, it could happen.

[MisterP]

36. SciFi without mass conversion to libertarianism!